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flymmsy

#basically #baldur's gate

fruitviking

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

#honestly :|

marogarreh

ELDEN RING ▴ 8/--

#elden ring

52stations

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

#yeah

sahonithereadwolf

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

sahonithereadwolf

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

sahonithereadwolf

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

#funnies

meanbossart

i’m not sure if this has been asked already or not, but how does mr. drow maintain his physique? was he always on the stronger side, or is this a more recent change?

I think fantasy rules is the only real honest answer here.

He is technically more active than most people, but not THAT ACTIVE. He definitely has the body of someone who either a) Has worked out with modern gym equipment minimum 4 times a week for the last decade or b) shoots up a moderate amount of roids. Obviously, he does neither of those things - he wasn't always a beefcake, either!

If I were to come up with an in-universe reason for his physique, it would proooobably be explained away as one of Bhaal's gifts. DU drow bulks up after arriving in Baldur's Gate and being taken into the temple - so, after being indoctrinated by Sarevok and Sceleritas. It could be that after finally "proving" himself as a worthy heir, Bhaal rewarded him with a body fit to rule with (It still took him a couple of years to get there, but it wasn't enough for him to realistically reach that point "naturally", especially at his height).

I think he could potentially lose his shape if he went completely sedentary/starved, obviously, but now as long as he maintains a relatively active lifestyle he will maintain his beefiness.

(And all of this completely disregards the fact that everyone in this universe has delts out to here and a six-pack - so you could just as easily say that, in Faerun, everyone just gets swole real easy.)

#the king of durges tbh #others' ocs #baldur's gate