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ask memes/sentence starters plucked from various callmekevin videos on youtube. warnings for mature language/nsfw themes
â no stone unturned unless it becomes slightly difficult â
â iâm happy with that â
â iâm not happy at all actually â
â iâm going to do nothing because i canât do anything about that â
â youâre never too old to start rising up against the government â
â iâm really cheap so i donât like spending money â
â oh this isnât good â
â itâs not often you get to hear that â
â i might have shot too much but i was scared â
â you sounded like you were crying â
â stop struggling youâre only making it last longer â
â iâm not cultured or educated or smart â
â iâm not one to sweep a problem under the rug or anything â
â my biggest fear is a peaceful life â
â this is gonna be awful â
â iâll keep you safe donât worry â
â iâm willing to rob him â
â youâre pretty calm about this whole thing â
â i was like openly weeping in the store â
â i have never seen a better use of a pipe bomb â
â hold on a second i think this guy is an idiot â
â iâve accepted iâm a punching bag â
â talking was a mistake â
â just die already ! â
â oh a hostage situation, fun ! â
â well off to a pretty depressing start â
â iâm curious why the hell you keep coming over here â
â i donât get any sleep on account of how miserable i am â
â you can cry in the pizza if you want â
â it might be VERY LITTLE but you donât appreciate what i do for you â
â i think god is angry â
â i commit arson on a regular basis â
â itâs my birthday, can you kill someone for me ? â
â youâre all accessories because a lot of you peer pressured me into doing it â
â i donât particularly care about him/her/them but i do care about money â
â god has given me a gun â
â an apple a day keeps the uncontrollable rage away ! â
â iâm going back upstairs where i feel less embarrassed â
â iâve taken some time to think about it, iâve consulted the internet and iâve decided that murder is the best response â