NORMIE SCUM.

LEVIATHAN OBEY ME !

[enviedsin]

diabolt​:

did… did he just call her a ‘normie?’ “ who the fuck are you calling a normie, bowlcut? you a pampered socialite or somethin’?! and if yer old enough, ask yer daddy for one then! why the fuck did ya ask me?! ”

             “ If you don’t want to be called one stop acting like one ! Ugh, my brothers told me to try and ‘ reach out to make friends ’ and ‘ staying inside all day isn’t healthy ’ what a load of shit, I’m going home --- ” 

[mamma-mia-mammon]

levi has one of my favorite surprise guest interactions 

[enviedsin]

diabolt​:

@enviedsin​ bugged: do you have games on your phone?

“ are you not old enough to have one? ” also who the fuck is this?

          “ Huh??? OF COURSE I’m old enough to have one !! Whatever ! Fine ! This is why I don’t go out and TRY to talk with normies ! ”

[enviedsin]

sleptsin·:

            “ Aww, are you just JEALOUS· that people listen to me and not you ? ”

             “ W-w-what ??? Why would I need to be jealous of something like THAT ??? I just wanted to know what kind of loser normie friends you had that wanted to know something so BORING !! ”

[enviedsin]

sleptsin·:

      “ Dunno. Started to forget names after the first five. ”

            “ And they actually listened?? Were you THAT bored ??? ”

[atealiers]

—   ✧   *   𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒   𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌   𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐌𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐍

ask memes/sentence starters plucked from various callmekevin videos on youtube. warnings for mature language/nsfw themes

❛ no stone unturned unless it becomes slightly difficult ❜

❛ i’m happy with that ❜

❛ i’m not happy at all actually ❜

❛ i’m going to do nothing because i can’t do anything about that ❜

❛ you’re never too old to start rising up against the government ❜

❛ i’m really cheap so i don’t like spending money ❜

❛ oh this isn’t good ❜

❛ it’s not often you get to hear that ❜

❛ i might have shot too much but i was scared ❜

❛ you sounded like you were crying ❜

❛ stop struggling you’re only making it last longer ❜

❛ please die ❜

❛ i’m not cultured or educated or smart ❜

❛ i’m not one to sweep a problem under the rug or anything ❜

❛ my biggest fear is a peaceful life ❜

❛ this is gonna be awful ❜

❛ i’ll keep you safe don’t worry ❜

❛ i’m willing to rob him ❜

❛ you’re pretty calm about this whole thing ❜

❛ i was like openly weeping in the store ❜

❛ i have never seen a better use of a pipe bomb ❜

❛ hold on a second i think this guy is an idiot ❜

❛ i’ve accepted i’m a punching bag ❜

❛ talking was a mistake ❜

❛ just die already ! ❜

❛ oh a hostage situation, fun ! ❜

❛ well off to a pretty depressing start ❜

❛ i’m curious why the hell you keep coming over here ❜

❛ i don’t get any sleep on account of how miserable i am ❜

❛ you can cry in the pizza if you want ❜

❛ it might be VERY LITTLE but you don’t appreciate what i do for you ❜

❛ i think god is angry ❜

❛ i commit arson on a regular basis ❜

❛ it’s my birthday, can you kill someone for me ? ❜

❛ you’re all accessories because a lot of you peer pressured me into doing it ❜

❛ i don’t particularly care about him/her/them but i do care about money ❜

❛ god has given me a gun ❜

❛ an apple a day keeps the uncontrollable rage away ! ❜

❛ i’m going back upstairs where i feel less embarrassed ❜

❛ i’ve taken some time to think about it, i’ve consulted the internet and i’ve decided that murder is the best response ❜

[enviedsin]

@sleptsin​ replied 

" I could say the same about you. Oh wait-- I have."

          “ ... ” 

“ Who did you say it to though. ”

[enviedsin]

“ I’m at the burger king with my bruger queen can I get a large fries ??? “

[enviedsin]

" Hey. Levi. Hey........... Bitch. "

>>>  **          "**Ur literally the worst brother I could have asked for.**"**

[enviedsin]

greedilie·:

Fantasy Costco Dennys, Mammon wasn’t familiar with the place - must have been a human thing - but wow was it impressive. You could get everything here AND the food didn’t smell half bad. The greedy demon was on the lookout for anything in his taste, (not that he had the currency to pay for it) this Opal credit card had to have something on it that he could spend.

Far from the restaurant portion of this warehouse, opposing the side that had walls lined with groceries and home goods, Mammon perused over the glass cases of fine jewelry. 14k Gold, 40k Gold, sterling silvers and gemstones… of course he would have to want the most expensive item in the bunch of it all. The necklace was gold and gaudy with a large sapphire as it’s focal point. The demon’s eyes nearly glittered when he looked at it.

Like any smart set-up, this section was heavier on security and the second Mammon’s eyes lit up there was a clerk at his side asking if he wanted to purchase the necklace. Mammons answer, of course, was yes. He didn’t know what he was going to do with the necklace, but he felt as though he needed it. They set up a check-out where he stands, but the moment he pulls out an Opal credit card the clerk and security guard both scoff and laugh.

“Hey hey what’s so funny?!” Mammon snarls and pushes the card toward the clerk, even if it didn’t work he wanted to try it. The clerk shakes their head. You can’t afford this, not with that card. They explain, and are quick to pull away from this embarrassing display of lacking funds. Mammon is then ushered away from the fine jewelry area by the security guard, a scowl on his face as he shoves that useless Opal card into his pocket.

 “FINE! I’ll be back for that you better keep it nice and pretty for the GREAT MAMMON ya hear?!!” he stubbornly shouts back only to be met with whispers and sneering. What a bunch of jerks.

               Fantasy Costco Dennys... It wasn’t like Leviathan was unfamiliar with the place; in the human world he believed there was something like this--- well, not ‘ fantasy ’ of course. Actually, considering that the demon preferred to buy food in bulk so he wouldn’t need to leave his room all that often one would assume he was more familiar with the shop than he actually was. But unfortunately being slow to adapt to change puts a damper in such plans and caused him to be not all that familiar with the store. 

               That was actually the reason why Mammon was there with him in the first place actually. Honestly if it was up to Levi, his last resort would be to go to a BIG store with his greedy greedy brother. As soon as he started dwelling on this was when it happened ironically; when the blue eyed demon caught interest in that whatever big gem normie necklace. Levi should have known that things would turn out like this; his elder brother being mocked because of his low level credit card --- not that HE’D know anything about that since his card was Citrine. 

               Sure, a Citrine card wasn’t the highest paycheck in the world, but it was able to let the Otaku live a little considering this was his first time TRULY living on his own. Orange eyes began to roll as he heard the elder of the two snarl at the cashier --- if he were a kinder brother he’d defend him since someone shouldn’t talk to HIS family like that ! And yet ... It seemed Mammon still owed him a few things that made him a little less keen on helping the other.

               Rolling the cart to begin following the security guard as Mammon was banned from that part of the Fantasy Costco Denny’s, he soon called out when his brother was ditched by the guard, “ Hey, Mammon. Are you done with that whole getting yelled at for being poor thing yet ? I still wanna pick up snacks. ”

              If Dummy Mammon stopped him from picking up his game food supply because he was broke Levi would be damned. 

[enviedsin]

devildrop·:

     And just like that he’d gotten what he wanted. There was nothing short of  DELIGHT  to be found in cyan eyes. But the stranger making a turtle of himself wasn’t enough to get the pink haired designer to let up. With  NO  regard for breathing room, Ramuda set his hands atop the other’s bag, pushing it down slightly as he leaned in even closer. “ Eh ? You can’t be serious— you really don’t do anything ? That’s not fair. You must have some kind of super genetics ! ” A feigned pout and he finally—  FINALLY—  took just a step back.

          But rather than regaining any sort of space, things only worsened for the otaku. The designer simply continued to leave no room for  OPPOSITION  as he grabbed one of the other’s hands, forcing him to let go of the bag, and tugged him forward a step. “ Well it doesn’t matter ! You’re coming with me now, okay ! I’ve just  GOT  to see what you look after some work. So what should we start with first ? Clothes ? Hair ? Oh, but I guess whatever styling we do might get  RUINED  when you’re changing— so clothes it is ! ”

                ‘ Super genetics ’ ... If the demon had been in ANY other situation he’d have laughed and proudly proclaimed the reason why his body rarely had any negative side effects from the way he lived. But right now...? Somehow Levi felt like revealing that he was a demon was the LAST thing he’d want to do with this stranger --- like he’d put him under a microscope before he could even finish saying ‘ Lotan ’. 

                All of these thoughts quickly spiraled into the trash however, as soon as the pink haired man touched him. “ W-w-wait !! I-I wanna... ! ” It was no use... His body was practically mortal now, and as much as Levi hated this he just couldn’t fight back --- he wasn’t strong enough. As the purple haired man was being swung between scenes he couldn’t help continue sputtering, “ W-what do you e-even plan to... ?? ” As they approached where more of the clothing shops were in the town. He couldn’t help but feel embarrassed being dragged to such a place in his big jacket and sweat pants. He definitely didn’t belong here... 

[enviedsin]

One day we can have the vrael gamer club.... one day.....

[enviedsin]

                          which forgotten god are you?

the god of paint stains 

will it ever be enough for you? 

             will you ever get close enough to that fulfilment that you crave? you're so close to being a god yourself that sometimes you forget your mortality. i ENVY you. i only wish you to succeed. there is no need to work yourself to the bone, he says. 

            you say it's not about the bone. 

you say it's about what's underneath.

Tagged by: @gamenu​ Tagging: idk, steal it, crime child 

[enviedsin]

greedilie·:

when the oldest is the least responsible~

and then you have to become the oldest in spirit.... 

[enviedsin]

when you’re no longer the oldest

[table-lamesa]

i saw this on pinterest. there was a chance, i took it

pls don't notice the fact that mc's missing an arm-

[dangerousindividual]

How does one go about dating you??

first of all you will need to raise my approval rating and complete my personal quest when it becomes available and afterwards pick the option that starts a romance path from the dialogue wheel once it pops up