retired public menace

emphasis on tired.

[girlblocker]

‘i can fix him’ ‘i can make him worse’ well I can pick him up like this.

[wedy]

"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.

[everythingispirates]

saw someone accuse me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it's fun and, crucially, very very easy

[rosecrystal]

When someone asks what my hobbies are

[everythingispirates]

saw someone accuse me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it's fun and, crucially, very very easy

[kabaks]

me

[undomestication]

enemies with benefits

[ewil]

murder is bad? even if i say sorry afterwards? even if i am an anime girl.

[flamejob]

when he's bisexual and a complete fucking loser...

[zukkas]

[greenlions]

hey ;)

[weltenwellen]

Frank O'Hara, Selected Poems

[envythecovetous]

yknow, they/them does work startlingly well for me - i mean, im really just a whole bunch of people in a rock in a humanoid trench coat

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[toskka-deactivated20210124]

Franz Kafka to Milena Jesenká, from “Letters to Milena” tr. Tania & James Stern

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[cielhelm]

the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother