magic kingdom wishes it was this messed up

The official tumblr of epcot, run by Spaceship "Epcot Ball" Earth himself.

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

[epcot-official]

i’ll take it

 it can replace soarin

[pisard-official]

anyone in need of a m̵̨͈͇̖͉͔͎̬͛̍̾̂̆̇͟ữ̸͓͎̲̯̥͈͒̀̑̅̎͑͆͠ȑ̨̮̺̘̮̤̉̄̆̈́̇͆͢d̫̭̳̜͈͎͇̯̣͊̃͐͆͑̐͘e̸̛̳͍͕̞͕̔̀̉̋̿̊͢r̸͙̬̹̞̪̬͈̰̥̬̎̈́̾̏̍̉̍͗͞͠  and/or r̴̨̜̭̬͉͖͇̦̍̓̓̑͌̍̋̚͟͟e̸̛͇̰͎̹͕͇͎̒̅́͆s̸̡͇͈̣̰̥͚̳̯̍̇͗̀̎͗ͅu̡̬̺̠͈͙̿̍̍̃́̋͊͋͌r͙͔̠̯͈̼͓̐̍͂̊̎̀͘̕͘͢ŗ̞̗̯͖̻̓̒͐͂̈́͊̚͟͜e̶͔̺͎͕̾̾̿́̕͜͝c̢̛͔͓̗͚̻̫̤͓̍͂̐͛͐̌ͅt͓͚̫̲̠̆͆͐́̆͑̑ḯ̴̡͎̫̫̞̟̮͈͂͐̂̕ͅͅo̶̖̫̹͎̝̣̫̅̈̆̈́̚͘n̶͙͈̼̰̗͎̈̈́͐̀̆̚̕͜͠͠?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

resurrect me now for one (1) free Scientific DIscovery of your choice!

[pisard-official]

ok *resurrects you*

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

thx bro

ur not getting any of my Scientific Discoveries die mad

[epcot-official]

you’re back! :D

[epcot-official]

coming soon to replace mission space (it’s gosalyn’s fault)

[queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official]

I’M HAVING A LIT-ASS ABBA SING ALONG RIGHT NOW WHO’S COMING

[epcot-official]

MEEEEEEEEE

[the-redhead-official]

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[toralei-stripe-official]

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[takashimizu-rina-official]

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[epcot-official]

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[epcot-official]

I, Spaceship “Epcot Ball” Earth, would like to confirm the Journey Into Imagination/Inside Out rumors are fake.

Instead, we will be making @dr-nigel-channing-official:THE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone has to ride it. It’s a neat ass ride where you can sEE DR. CHANNING’S SMEXY ABS!!!!!!!!! I CAME UP WTH IT MYSELF!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

:O NEAT!!!!!!

[epcot-official]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!! YEET

[epcot-official]

I, Spaceship “Epcot Ball” Earth, would like to confirm the Journey Into Imagination/Inside Out rumors are fake.

Instead, we will be making @dr-nigel-channing-official:THE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone has to ride it. It’s a neat ass ride where you can sEE DR. CHANNING’S SMEXY ABS!!!!!!!!! I CAME UP WTH IT MYSELF!!!!

[epcot-official]

Fun Fact: the epcot ball has hella big balls

[charity-barnum-official]

Since people are leaving

Reblog this if you don’t plan to leave the Officialverse anytime soon! (or ever)

(also you’re allowed to leave, feel free, it’s your choice! i just want to know who isn’t)

[queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official]

@epcot-official you like my ride more than gran fiesta tour right?

[epcot-official]

:)

[queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official]

That means yes right?

[epcot-official]

:)

[queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official]

@epcot-official you like my ride more than gran fiesta tour right?

[epcot-official]

:)

[epcot-official]

@dr-nigel-channing-official, good job, keep it up! you get a gold star.

@dreamfinder-official how the hell are you still alive 

@official-figment i’ve made you 95858584838949843 more merchandise enjoy