better than you

*dramatically poses*

[magica-de-spell-official]

Who needs sex appeal when you have hex appeal

[pisard-official]

anyone in need of a m̵̨͈͇̖͉͔͎̬͛̍̾̂̆̇͟ữ̸͓͎̲̯̥͈͒̀̑̅̎͑͆͠ȑ̨̮̺̘̮̤̉̄̆̈́̇͆͢d̫̭̳̜͈͎͇̯̣͊̃͐͆͑̐͘e̸̛̳͍͕̞͕̔̀̉̋̿̊͢r̸͙̬̹̞̪̬͈̰̥̬̎̈́̾̏̍̉̍͗͞͠  and/or r̴̨̜̭̬͉͖͇̦̍̓̓̑͌̍̋̚͟͟e̸̛͇̰͎̹͕͇͎̒̅́͆s̸̡͇͈̣̰̥͚̳̯̍̇͗̀̎͗ͅu̡̬̺̠͈͙̿̍̍̃́̋͊͋͌r͙͔̠̯͈̼͓̐̍͂̊̎̀͘̕͘͢ŗ̞̗̯͖̻̓̒͐͂̈́͊̚͟͜e̶͔̺͎͕̾̾̿́̕͜͝c̢̛͔͓̗͚̻̫̤͓̍͂̐͛͐̌ͅt͓͚̫̲̠̆͆͐́̆͑̑ḯ̴̡͎̫̫̞̟̮͈͂͐̂̕ͅͅo̶̖̫̹͎̝̣̫̅̈̆̈́̚͘n̶͙͈̼̰̗͎̈̈́͐̀̆̚̕͜͠͠?

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

resurrect me now for one (1) free Scientific DIscovery of your choice!

[pisard-official]

ok *resurrects you*

[pisard-official]

anyone in need of a m̵̨͈͇̖͉͔͎̬͛̍̾̂̆̇͟ữ̸͓͎̲̯̥͈͒̀̑̅̎͑͆͠ȑ̨̮̺̘̮̤̉̄̆̈́̇͆͢d̫̭̳̜͈͎͇̯̣͊̃͐͆͑̐͘e̸̛̳͍͕̞͕̔̀̉̋̿̊͢r̸͙̬̹̞̪̬͈̰̥̬̎̈́̾̏̍̉̍͗͞͠  and/or r̴̨̜̭̬͉͖͇̦̍̓̓̑͌̍̋̚͟͟e̸̛͇̰͎̹͕͇͎̒̅́͆s̸̡͇͈̣̰̥͚̳̯̍̇͗̀̎͗ͅu̡̬̺̠͈͙̿̍̍̃́̋͊͋͌r͙͔̠̯͈̼͓̐̍͂̊̎̀͘̕͘͢ŗ̞̗̯͖̻̓̒͐͂̈́͊̚͟͜e̶͔̺͎͕̾̾̿́̕͜͝c̢̛͔͓̗͚̻̫̤͓̍͂̐͛͐̌ͅt͓͚̫̲̠̆͆͐́̆͑̑ḯ̴̡͎̫̫̞̟̮͈͂͐̂̕ͅͅo̶̖̫̹͎̝̣̫̅̈̆̈́̚͘n̶͙͈̼̰̗͎̈̈́͐̀̆̚̕͜͠͠?

[queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official]

I’M HAVING A LIT-ASS ABBA SING ALONG RIGHT NOW WHO’S COMING

[epcot-official]

MEEEEEEEEE

[kimber-benton-official]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[pisard-official]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[pisard-official]

i can kill anyone for $30

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

And who in the god damn are you

[pisard-official]

I AM PISARD!!!!!! AND I AM THE BEST!!!! AND I CAN KILL WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!!!

[officialhades]

NOT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES YOU CANT

[official-hatsune-miku]

Fantastic, kill stalker and woody pls.

[pisard-official]

@official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @official-sheriff-woody LET’S FUCKING GO

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

BLYAT CYKA

CAN SOMEONE NOT TRY AND KILL ME FOR 5 SECONDS

[pisard-official]

Ok I’ve got other people to kill have fun

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

And who in the god damn are you

[pisard-official]

I AM PISARD!!!!!! AND I AM THE BEST!!!! AND I CAN KILL WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!!!

[nagisa-cure-black-official]

Huh! Piss man spotted. Dislike.

[pisard-official]

WANNA GO BITCH?

[nagisa-cure-black-official]

Hand over yer fingers

[pisard-official]

not until you hand over yer fingers

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

And who in the god damn are you

[pisard-official]

I AM PISARD!!!!!! AND I AM THE BEST!!!! AND I CAN KILL WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!!!

[officialhades]

NOT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES YOU CANT

[official-hatsune-miku]

Fantastic, kill stalker and woody pls.

[pisard-official]

@official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @official-sheriff-woody LET’S FUCKING GO

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

And who in the god damn are you

[pisard-official]

I AM PISARD!!!!!! AND I AM THE BEST!!!! AND I CAN KILL WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!!!

[nagisa-cure-black-official]

Huh! Piss man spotted. Dislike.

[pisard-official]

WANNA GO BITCH?

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Oh-! New friend…?

[pisard-official]

ye boi

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

And who in the god damn are you

[pisard-official]

I AM PISARD!!!!!! AND I AM THE BEST!!!! AND I CAN KILL WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!!!

[peachette-official]

If you don’t utterly worship Miku what are you even doing with your life?

[shino-inuduka--official]

Being a parasitic burden.

[claudette-official]

Being horny for Gaston.

[jenny-lind-official]

Singing opera.

[pisard-official]

Fighting magical girls.

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[takashimizu-rina-official]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[pisard-official]

Prettier than your sorry ass.

[takashimizu-rina-official]

I HAVE A LACROSSE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pisard-official]

oh no,,, a lacrosse stick,,, what do i doBITCH I HAVE MAGIC

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[takashimizu-rina-official]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[pisard-official]

Prettier than your sorry ass.

[pisard-official]

I HAVE ARRIVED