EpicErrantry

[cherubg1rl]

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[permetutotheworld]

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

[unpretty]

there was a chicken loose on the golf course so they just. brought it in. to the office.

[unpretty]

you can't argue with her work ethic

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[konoko]

[leg-stealing-bee]

both fish and women love me

[flagellant]

give a woman a ring and she'll eat for a day. give a woman a lifetime fishing license and she'll be loved and feared by all marine life for eternity

[fiendfifofum]

Posts a spider would make

[fiendfifofum]

Hey chat, what the fuck did I mean by this?

[byjove]

the masculine urge to ride your horse into the middle of town and dramatically fall off of it revealing the serious gunshot wound in your side

[byjove]

masculine urge to be laid out on someone’s kitchen table while they call for a doctor, narrowly survive surgery, recover slowly from a festering gunshot wound and go after the son of a bitch that gave it to me

[byjove]

hell yeah

[ashstfu]

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[thememedaddy]

[guerrillatech]

[moldavite]

this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...

[escuerzoresucitado]

[i-am-a-fish]

i love posting on my tumbr

[terrable4]

i love posting on your tumbr

[i-am-a-fish]

and pray tell, how exactly do you plan to get onto my tumbr

[i-am-a-fish]

ah. well played

[eyelessfaces]

amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

[schistcity]

[killrockstar]

well thank gd i'll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!