You cannot convince me that Damian isn’t lowkey one of the funniest people in the batfam (even if it’s completely unintentional half of the time)
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You cannot convince me that Damian isn’t lowkey one of the funniest people in the batfam (even if it’s completely unintentional half of the time)
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And you.
Jason’s face when he sees Batman and Catwoman flirting
Detective Comics #569
𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍 2019 | dir. Greta Gerwig
"So we got a new rug.... our cat dosen't approve lmaoooooo"
one more for the "50ish years old batman comics are so good" pile. the sure i can, watch me! have any hassles getting here? i hate long trips! they're so fucking annoying and i love them SO much
imagine stalking batman so hardcorely and being on par with his intellect and cunning that you basically force him into taking you as his sidekick despite the huge trauma of losing his previous partner and son figure. imagine going as hard as timothy fucking drake
jason back from the grave, carrying a bazooka and exactly thirty-four military-grade grenades: 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕚'𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤
tim popping a single hot cheeto in his mouth: idk im just vibing
Jason’s angst-ing about how Bruce replaced him is objectively hilarious when you consider that Tim Got Damn Drake strategically, systematically inserted himself into Batman’s world and Bruce isn’t even fully sure how it happened.
do you guys think there is supposed to be a final parallel between Percy and Jason in the fact that when Percy was confronted by Apollo he literally shut down any opportunity to be completely dragged into another quest and when Jason was confronted by Apollo he ended up - bound by circumstances and his key personality traits - helping him?
Because this has been a reoccurring theme where while Percy and Jason are often compared to as being the same because of their statuses as leaders, they’re fundamentally opposite. Greek vs Roman. The archetypes of Trouble Maker and Superman. Percy’s fatal flaw would lead him to choose his friends over the world while Jason’s would cause him to deliberate to the “correct” choice. Even their names (whether on purpose or not) literally translate respectively to “to destroy” and “to heal”
…Or I am I looking too far into this?
So I was talking with @mangochangos and she never fails to have a beautiful analysis cause like:
“i’ve been thinking about how jason raised in cj and how he grow up being a solider before knowing what the word ‘war’ means, or got his tattoo before he knew how to write and read and like, it got my thinking about tbm. because when percy met apollo, he doesn’t help him, he angry af that he comes to his home and actually asking his help. and that’s the thing. jason grow up and raised to be the perfect solider. the leader who will put rome fate before his own, he swore a value. percy didn’t. percy never grow up being a solider, jason did. so when jason chose to die, he accept it peacefully, because he grow up to believe that rome’s fate is more important than his own life. percy growing up while questioning the gods and their decisions. jason didn’t.”
Jason Grace’s mother gave him to Camp Jupiter, literally molding him into a child soldier in service for the gods.
Percy Jackson’s mother did everything in her power to keep him unaware of the gods, keeping him close and safe.
Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
reading trump tweets as azula is sending meeee
Everyone go home this is the funniest fucking post
Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.
“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”
an incomplete list of lines in aftg that will always fuck me up
“Did you know I’ve never been skiing?”
“I told her what would happen if she raised her hand again. She had no right to look so surprised.”
“His father. Your coach.”
“Who said ‘please’ that made you hate the word so much?” “I did.” / “I was seven,” Andrew said. “I believed him.”
“If it means losing you, then no.”
“Go on, tell me again how I’m too unbalanced to understand normal brotherly affection and love. Tell me this is natural.”
“Good,” Neil said quietly. “So now you understand why Andrew killed your mother.”
“Do you honestly think that if I wanted to kill someone, whether it was myself or someone else, that I would fail so spectacularly at it so many times?”
“Neil,” Wymack said, “between you and me, I don’t think you’ve ever been fine.”
“I’m tired of being nothing.”
“Would it kill you to let something in?” “It almost did last time.”
“Neil? Are you all right?” Neil smiled. It felt like it tore his face open. “No. No, I’m not.”
“Thank you,” he finally said. He couldn’t say he meant thanks for all of it: the keys, the trust, the honesty, and the kisses. Hopefully Andrew would figure it out eventually. “You were amazing.”
“Everything I needed, you already gave me. You let me stay.”
“You are a Fox,” Andrew said, like it was that simple, and maybe it was.
“Wait, he chose Neil over you? That sounds a little serious for a fling, don’t you–” Nicky glanced at Neil’s blank face and faltered. “News to you too, huh?”
“That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.”
“I won’t be like them. I won’t let you let me be.”
“Stay,” Andrew said, and leaned down to kiss him.
This was everything he wanted, everything he needed, and Neil was never letting go.
This cat sounds like like cheburashka wtf
Ж: Как тирг делает? (How does the Tiger do it?)
К: РггААААХх
Ж: Ох какой! (Oh, look at him!)
How @hentaihotsauce would be with a cat
How does the cat meow in Russian
Because its a russian cat
cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards
this is the best possible version of fred
himbo
Didn’t he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?
Can someone find those screenshots for me?
So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!