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I don't know what the fuck is happening for 96% of the time | My username isn't a joke, I'm very confused and kinda stupid | Call me Confused or Cain | They/ Them| I will NOT block you for mass reblogging and liking! I actually love it when you do it!| 21

[imhonestlyjustsoconfused]

I'm cain, hello

[charrfie]

The length that fan artists draw spamton's nose directly correlates to the degree of trust I hold in them. Can you give me a second please I need to make a chart

[charrfie]

There's a very specific science here

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

[raraisabitch]

Idiots who both think they're merely humoring each other

I can feel it, had a spur of motivation at like 2 am, I'm not even joking

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

I made this 2 years ago in a dream 

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[fosliie]

The end result of my own reckless impulsivity

[rogdona]

[clevermanka]

Original tweet

[theanishimori]

[kingscrown666]

I think the logic here is:

>we save people from fires

>fires can kill anyone, including queer people

>we also save queer people from fires

And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state

[wildhumanhasappeared]

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

[moonlight-and-mantles]

Don’t worry, it’s there lol.

[f0xseven]

what's your opinion on billford?

i love it

i like it

its fine/no strong opinions

its not for me

i hate it

infinitely nuanced opinion button

see results/i dont go here/etc

Voting ended onJul 18

ok so i saw this poll from 2023 with results that i suspect will be pretty different now post-tbob. i saw the op say the same thing but that they didnt want to deal with the potential discourse of making it, sooo i thought i'd make it cause i wanna see the difference :P i'll use the same tags they did. AND EVERYONE BEHAVE

[quantum-dragon]

[bumi05]

Tips: do not push your human pet too hard.

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

Grace vs pebbles (the pebbles win)

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[fool-counter]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

fool count: 1

[ferrethavermoved]

women should get even more childless