Well now i'm living with Dad for a bit expect more of these:
Dad: you never see normal rats in a film
Dad: well they're never evil, scurrying rats, they're all pretty docile.
Me: well they're probably like hollywood special rats, they don't just bring in a box of wild rats and dump them in the scene.
Dad: yea but it's like they're too well trained.
Dad: they're too docile, they just mill about in a couple of feet of space looking knackered.
Dad: they must work them really hard because they're all exhausted.
Dad: there's a job you wouldn't want "hollywood rat"
Me: yea i'll stay away from that one Dad, thanks for the career advice.
Dad: it's what i'm here for.