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Lily: We met, you flirted and then BAM 7 years later you had me

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Lily: James has never been good at the flirting thing
James: What are you talking about? It worked with you
Lily: We met, you flirted and then BAM 7 years later you had me
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“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 18/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/George Weasley, Angelina Johnson/Fred Weasley Characters: George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Fix-It, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Protect George Weasley, Fred Weasley Lives, Harry and Hermione are still close friends, POV George Weasley, POV Hermione Granger, Wizarding Culture (Harry Potter), George Weasley takes his job of supporting Hermione’s goals very seriously, Amnesia, Post-War, Wizarding Wars (Harry Potter) Summary:
A “stray” obliviate from a dissenting blood purist hits Hermione as she’s debating on the Wizengamot floor for House Elf rights. As a result, she loses the last 5 years of her life. Her most recent memory is Fred coming back to life in the Battle of Hogwarts. She doesn’t remember marrying or falling in love with her husband. In fact, when the healer asks her if she’d like to see her husband, she thought Ron would walk through the door. Instead, it was George.
This story follows two, parallel timelines. In the first, Hermione struggles to find her place a world built by a different version of herself. In the other, George traverses before, during, and after the Wizarding War, finding himself more and more drawn to the most dedicated witch he knows. Too bad she’s in love with his brother.
“Arresto Momentum” is posted!
If anyone needs the best George and Hermione fic - check this out, it officially has my heart ❤️
George walked into the living room of The Burrow to see Hermione wrapped in a blanket on the sofa. Her knees up under her chin as she played with the frayed end of the throw.
The Christmas tree sparkled in the corner, a plate of half eaten mince pies sat on the coffee table.
The floorboard creaked under his foot, making her look up and see him there, a smile immediately lighting up her face.
“Here.” George passed her a cup of tea, watching as the steam rose up.
“There you are! I was beginning to think you’d fallen asleep at the table.” She chuckled, opening up the blanket so he could scooch in underneath next to her.
He smiled, shaking his head and holding his hand out. “Let’s go outside.”
Hermione’s eyes widened and she furrowed her brow. “George, it’s freezing out there. I’m pretty sure it was snowing earlier.”
“Humour me. Please?” George’s eyes met hers and his heart skipped. As usual.
She huffed, standing up and wrapping the orange throw around her body. “Fine. But this is coming with me. I don’t want to catch a cold so close to Christmas.”
“You’ll be fine, come on.” He moved to wrap his arm around her shoulders to guide her out the garden door.
There was a light sprinkling of snow on the ground which crunched under their feet.
They walked towards the large tree by the pond in comfortable silence, George’s fingers playing with the ends of her hair. They found their familiar seat at the bottom of the trunk and Hermione opened up the blanket to let him come inside it with her.
George slid closer to her side and wrapped the blanket around his shoulders, his arm snaking around her waist as she took a sip of her tea.
“I love winter.” He murmured, staring out at the water and the fireflies dancing on the surface.
Hermione shivered beside him. “I think I’d take summer right now. Why did you want to come and sit out here?”
George paused, his heart picking up pace. “I have something for you.” Hermione’s eyebrows rose. “An early Christmas present if you will.”
Hermione tucked her head closer to his, butting his shoulder. “You’re full of surprises tonight.”
George smiled lightly, shifting in his seat to look at her properly. “Do you remember what happened here 2 years ago?”
“I was sat here watching the fireflies and you came out with a cup of tea and sat with me. You told me you loved me and then you- then you kissed me.” Hermione smiled shyly, blushing slightly at the memory. “I don’t think I’ll ever forget that night.”
George reached into his pocket, pulling out a small, wrapped box. “Open it.” He passed it to her and she handed him her tea to hold as she fiddled with the wrapping paper.
When she opened it up, she gasped, her hand flying to her mouth. “George, it’s-it’s...”
“Hermione, I promise to keep kissing you unexpectedly. I promise to love you every single day for the rest of our lives, even when you don’t want me to. I promise to bring you a cup of tea every day.” Hermione laughed, tears pricking at her eyes. “I promise to dance with you when you’re sad. I promise you the world, love. Whatever you want, I’ll get it for you.”
“George, I-“
“Will you marry-“ his sentence was cut off as her lips met his in a sweet, tender kiss.
George pulled away. “You didn’t let me fin-“
“Yes! Yes I’ll marry you George.” She exclaimed, before meeting his lips again.
prompts list :)
fluff/general
“how much did you drink?”
“aw, you’re so cute.”
“what did you do?”
“i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”
“this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”
“well, it’s the thought that counts.”
“wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”
“okay, where are all my jumpers?”
“oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”
“yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”
“you owe me a kiss.”
“how did you get in here?”
“for starters, that’s impossible.”
“how did you fail a survey?”
“yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”
“that’s not even fair.”
“you promised me a cookie!”
“did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”
“i’m not playing truth or dare.”
“you’re not very intimidating.”
“i love you.”
“well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”
“that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”
“why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
“maybe not.”
“why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”
“well, i’m pretty irresistible.”
“how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”
“detention? again?”
angst
“why don’t you just go?”
“no, it’s not like that.”
“if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”
“it doesn’t matter anymore.”
“what’s the point?”
“fuck you.”
“you should’ve said that yesterday.”
“don’t lie to me.”
“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”
“change in mind or change in heart?”
“it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”
“why do you keep bringing it up?”
“we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”
“you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”
“maybe in another world.”
“why are you like this?”
“stop making empty promises!”
“what about us?”
“don’t say that.”
“i’m done. we’re done.”’
feel free to reblog :)
159 prompts because I start to try to write but then prompts pop into my head.
1. There’s nothing on her mind. 2. If you miss me then you should do something about it. 3. Kiss me like I’m him. 4. It’s not because of dinner. 5. Look at me, I’m serious! 6. And you still won’t admit it. 7. They don’t need to know what you sound like in this hotel room. 8. Get out of my head. 9. Show me that I’m what you want. 10. I made your hair a mess. 11. I think we’re so lucky. 12. You can keep the apartment. 13. Your stuff is in boxes outside your parent’s place. 14. Take me anywhere. 15. I know I’m on your mind. 16. I’ll come just to go. 17. You’re a psycho. 18. I wish I was smarter. 19. I just don’t want to go home. 20. You should know me by now. 21. I struggle with connection. 22. Holding on isn’t going to make it better. 23. They’re the only people I want to know. 24. You said I should move on. 25. Why don’t you want to be alone with me? 26. You said I was weak. 27. I’m so scared of you. 28. All the money in the world couldn’t make you happy. 29. We all hear you. 30. Did you stop believing me? 31. I’m good to go. 32. Meet me at the terminal. 33. Just one more plane ride and then it’s over. 34. I had to give you away. 35. I swear I didn’t mean it. 36. You are who you are. 37. This is actually Hell. 38. Do you feel guilty about it? 39. You’d think I would have seen that coming. 40. This is not how I wanted you to see me. 41. Don’t let him get you down. 42. That’s just talk. 43. I like the way you look in my house. 44. You’re always horny after breakfast. 45. You used to be fiery. 46. Choke on it. 47. Everyone’s been in your backseat. 48. What do you mean by ‘stuck’? 49. Just a pinch of salt. 50. You’re just another girl. 51. You thought I’d change? 52. Don’t you know how wrong that is? 53. He’s all bad habits and good looks. 54. That’s just my luck. 55. I wish I knew where you were. 56. This is the last time you leave me. 57. I’m not that high. 58. He threw out my picture of you. 59. Don’t allow the girl from before to ruin this. 60. We smoked too much last night. 61. Nothing good happens after 2 AM. 62. It must have been strange to see him shut down. 63. Stop overanalyzing everything I say! 64. I’d love it if he cried. 65. Truthfully, I’ve never been in this deep. 66. She will leave you. 67. He has to be drunk or he won’t do it. 68. I still have your sweater. The really big black one. 69. Let her be. 70. You’re indesicive tonight. 71. I thought you were at me. 72. You don’t know me! 73. If you feel bad, I do, too. 74. You don’t know how I feel. You can’t. 75. She’s never satisfied. 76. Don’t go worrying about me. 77. I think about you all the time, but that doesn’t affect you anymore. 78. I’ve got thick skin. 79. Why can’t you believe me? 80. I wanted to do this peacefully. 81. There were so many red flags. 82. You don’t trust your own best friend. 83. You didn’t do this to me. 84. I don’t have a choice. 85. You’ve been taking me for granted. 86. Just lift my skirt. 87. Everyone misses you. 88. It’s a small town. I knew it wouldn’t be enough for you. 89. You’re not honest. 90. I’m getting to the point. 91. Pretend to sleep. 92. I thought you would want me back. 93. Call me home. 94. I’m a terrible person. 95. Because I’ve made up my mind! 96. I’ve led her on. 97. You don’t know what I did to her. 98. I’m outside the Starlight Motel. 99. Were you laughing at me? 100. You’re with your friends and you’re happy. 101. It was a matter of time. 102. Just driving up to the house made me nervous. 103. Are you strong enough? 104. Let me be alone tonight. 105. I’m making up the rules as we go. 106. You make hurting people seem very easy. 107. That’s not just liquor on your lips. 108. I’ve got obligations if you hadn’t noticed. 109. You want me to kiss you again. 110. I saw your name on a bathroom wall. 111. Sometimes I miss you. 112. You can’t smoke inside. 113. I can’t stand it here. 114. I can’t relate. 115. She is sleeping. 116. Right now, I don’t really know what I’m doing. 117. I’d rather be with you 118. How can I explain? 119. I’m trying to get out of my head. 120. I won’t be the same after this. 121. Don’t waste your time on him. 122. I’ve never met someone on Craigslist. 123. We just met! 124. It’s funny how the night makes you stupid. 125. Settle down. 126. Nobody noticed before. 127. Get off your fucking phone. 128. You’re worse than him. 129. We’re not going to make it to the show. 130. I’ve been medicated with cigarettes and alcohol. 131. You’re always late. 132. You started this fight, end it. 133. You have your reasons. 134. There she goes again. 135. Didn’t you hear me knocking? 136. I might come back, I might not. 137. Hey girl, you know, it’s been a while. 138. It’s getting harder to put myself back together. 139. If that’s alright with you… 140. Why is she wearing your clothes? 141. It could have been any one of us. 142. You’re going through Hell and you won’t talk to anyone. 143. That was the moment I knew. 144. Got any more excuses? 145. I can’t write anymore. 146. Open your eyes! 147. He took a picture. 148. They’re in Vegas. 149. Five. I waited up for you five seperate times. 150. Make me understand then. 151. You’re not winning. 152. I’m the one left behind, cleaning up YOUR mess. 153. If we only had the time. 154. Nothing’s over ‘til it’s over. 155. This is not healthy. 156. I haven’t seen you latey. 157. Does anyone really know him? 158. I am not listening to this. 159. Loving you stopped being fun.
Think I might have a go at these - any requests would go down a treat 🥰
Best of Fred and George Weasley
Begin Again - George Weasley and Hermione Granger
George shoved his hands deeper into his pockets, trying to stave off the shaking as much as possible. He had no idea why he was so nervous, but his heart jumped at the movement of the plaid curtain in the window. He swallowed, his mouth dry from his nerves.
“I’ll be there in a second.” Her voice called from within in the house at the end of the street. He hadn’t needed to knock so she must have been waiting for him. This thought eased his heart a little more, the nerves dying slightly in his stomach.
George hummed in response, rocking on his feet as he waited for the door in front of him to be pulled open. His gaze wandered down to his shoes, looking at the scuff marks in the brown leather at the toes and the frayed end of the right shoe lace. He was embarrassed that this was the best he had. He hoped she wouldn’t mind.
Light suddenly hit his face and he looked up to see her stood in the doorway, a smile nervously playing on her lips as she took him in.
“Hey.” She said quietly, her voice just loud enough to cut the night air. She was dressed in a simple black dress that fell just above the knee. Her hair was teased into tighter curls than normal and she had kept her makeup the same as normal but with the addition of a nude lipstick he hadn’t seen her wear before. She looked amazing.
George swallowed again. “Wow. You look- I mean- wow.” He silently cursed himself in his head. He was normally so confident and cool around her. This was not him.
She laughed, throwing her head back and her curls danced around her shoulders. “Thanks George. Are you ready?”
He nodded, pulling his hand from his pocket to offer her his arm. She took it, wrapping her hand around his bicep and coming in close to his side. He hoped to Merlin that she wouldn’t feel how fast his heart was beating.
They started walking and George rooted around in his head for something to say but nothing came to him. He felt starstruck with her finally on his arm. He had waited a long time for this moment and now it was here he felt helpless.
“You seem nervous.” She commented, squeezing her hand on his arm for comfort. “Why? It’s just me.”
George glanced down at her and she was smiling softly up at him. He chuckled, placing his other hand on hers. “It was never “just” you Hermione.”
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Just a little Saturday afternoon drabble. I’m not sure yet if I’m going to make a fic out of all this, but for now I’m just getting back into my writing. I hope you all like it!
A Get To Know Me - Fic Writer Edition
Tagged by: @protectgeorgeweasley (Doing this on my fic blog rather than my main @horrorsofsuburbia)
relationship status: single as a pringle lmao - hopefully one day
favorite foods: Halloumi and poppadoms, not necessarily together!
song stuck in my head: Beautiful Ghosts by Taylor Swift - absolutely love this song at the moment
last song i listened to: Heart of Glass by Blondie - the Miley cover of this is LIFE
last thing i googled: yorkshire pudding recipes - if you know you know
time: not Friday yet sadly,
dream trip: Greece to live out my Mamma Mia dreams by singing Lay All Your Love On Me super dramatically on the beach or running up hundreds of stairs singing The Winner Takes It All
anything i want: to fall in love or to find the motivation to write the next part to Epiphany
I have no-one to tag yet but here ya go :)
tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”
like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number
I still have the headcanon that Molly BAMF Weasley saw a scrawny underfed child with an owl who had no idea where he was going and looked lost and confused and was like, “Ah, yep, new son.” but didn’t want to scare him by outright approaching and asking if he needed help so she was just like, “MUGGLES, MUGGLES EVERYWHERE! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE PLATFORM NUMBER TO WIZARD SCHOOL IS? WHAT’S THAT? NINE AND THREE QUARTERS? OH, YES, THAT’S RIGHT. THE PLATFORM NUMBER IS N I N E A N D T H R E E Q U A R T E R S!”
Of course seeing as how Harry isn’t the most observant bloke, she probably ushered her kids past him fifty times as different ones screamed the platform number until they finally got his attention.
With that being said, and I’m extremely sorry for taking over your post:
11:45:
They had just enough time to make it onto the platform, get their trunks loaded, and say their goodbyes. Molly ushered them all along, wishing that she could just Apparate them all onto the train and be done with it. There was too much to do, too much to say, too m—
All at once, she screeched to a halt. Percy crashed into her, causing the twins to snicker.
A tiny boy was being crossly turned away by a security guard. A boy whose ribs poked through his baggy shirt, whose glasses were broken, whose jaw was trembling as he tried to find his way. Well, surely she could be the person to guide him there? And did he…? Yes! He had an owl! He was one of them!
The poor child; he looked so lost.
Where were his parents?
Never mind, never mind. She would see to it that he would get on the train. But she had to be careful. She couldn’t startle him. He’d run off and that would be the end of it. No, no, they had to be crafty.
11:47 AM:
“Packed with Muggles of course,” Molly said loudly, ushering her very confused children past the boy. “What’s the platform number again?”
“Nine and three quarters,” Percy said. “Mother, how could you have forg—?”
It was George who nudged him as he understood what she was doing. She had done it before, after all, and she would do it again.
Unfortunately, it didn’t work.
The boy didn’t seem to notice them.
11:48 AM:
“Packed with Muggles of course,” said Molly again, marching her children past once more. “What’s the platform number?”
“Nine and three quarters,” Fred and George screamed in unison.
And still the boy remained lost.
11:49 AM:
“Mum,” Ron panted, tripping over himself as he ran to keep up with her. “Slow down!”
Molly ignored him as she practically flew past the poor boy. “Packed with Muggles of course! Now, what’s the platform number?”
“Nine and three quarters,” Ron bellowed.
11:50 AM:
Molly honestly didn’t care if her entire family missed the train and she had to set off across the UK herself like a mother leading a flock of ducklings: she was going to help this boy onto the bloody train.
She marched past him with a fiery determination and said, “Packed with Muggles of course!”
The boy looked up.
Yes! Okay, this was it, this was it, this was it. Play it cool. He was following them. Listening. Pretending not to.
They stopped.
“Now,” Molly said. “What’s the platform number?”
“Nine and three quarters,” piped Ginny.
Victory!
The next nine minutes were a whirlwind of chaos but they managed to get the boy through the barrier. At Molly’s insistence, Fred and George popped up and helped him get his trunk into the compartment. She handed Ron an extra sandwich and muttered, “Tell him that everywhere else was full.”
He dutifully nodded.
As the train took off, she waved to her children, including her newest one.
Bristling with pride, she began to head back to the Burrow. There was simply no time to waste. She had a jumper to knit.
If I ever don’t reblog this post - assume I’m dead
I love that Harry only notices the time that Ginny called out the platform number…😉
CANON
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I don’t do happy writing for some reason, whenever I try to write something happy this happens...anyways I hope it’s not totally awful....
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Hermione was angrier than she had ever been in her life. Her face was red and she could feel her hands shaking as she watched George begin to walk away from her.
“You don’t get to do that George. You don’t get to walk away from me like I don’t exist. Like I don’t even matter.” Hermione shouted, starting to run after him, her short legs unable to keep up. “I matter George.”
It was raining outside The Burrow, the ground soggy beneath their shoes and the wind whistling through the trees. The Weasleys watched from the window as the two of them argued in the front garden, an uncomfortable air forming around the home.
George didn’t look back, he continued walking trying to clear his head long enough to apparate out of there. He wasn’t an angry person, but Merlin he was so disappointed and upset with her. He didn’t imagine that she would ever hurt him like this, she knew how to push his buttons for sure but she always knew when to stop. She knew this would hurt more than anything.
“Will you just-for Merlin’s sake George, will you just bloody stop!” Hermione yelled. “This is completely-”
“What do you want me to say Hermione?” George halted, so quickly Hermione almost ran into his chest. “It’s fine, it’s okay that you keep hurting me like this? I deserve better than to be treated like shit.”
Hermione started to speak but George continued. “You don’t get to tell me what to do anymore Hermione, you don’t get to do that.” He echoed her previous words. “I gave you everything. I loved you unconditionally, I would have followed you to the end of the earth if you had asked me. But this…I didn’t deserve this.”
Hermione felt her heart drop to her stomach. She hadn’t intended for it to get so out of hand. She was just messing around with Harry and Ron, seeing if she could get a rise out of him.
She had been annoyed at George, having walked into the shop the previous day to a pretty young witch flirting with him, touching his arm and fluttering her eyelashes at him. George hadn’t shut her down, instead laughing along with her. Hermione had been jealous and George hadn’t even noticed that it had bugged her.
It was stupid, she knew that. But she had wanted him to feel that way too, to understand why she was upset he hadn’t shut it down. It had just got out of hand.
“I didn’t mean for it to go that far George.” She whispered, casting her eyes to the ground. “I was just trying to-Merlin knows what I was trying to do.”
George scoffed, starting to walk away again. He didn’t want to stand and listen to her excuses in the rain. He had heard enough excuses for today.
“Please George, please just stop.” Hermione whispered from her spot, rooted on the ground. Her eyes welled with tears as she watched him continue to walk away. “He means nothing to-”
“Yes it but it means something to me Hermione!” George shouted, spinning back around to face her, throwing his arms in the air. “Why can’t you see that?! It doesn’t matter what it means to you, it matters what it means to me. What did you think I would think? That’d I’d be okay to walk in on you messing around with Ron? He’s my brother Hermione. Fuck, he’s your ex boyfriend.”
“George, I-”
“No, just fucking leave me alone. I don’t want to see you, just leave me alone.”
And with a crack, he was gone.
“Screw the musical.”
Welcome to Carrie the Musical.
#WHIPPED AF
#subtle af