Pardon My French

Where my minions at?

[rattaildyke]

every skirt is a high wasted skirt when u got wide hips

[episodicobsessions]

Hear hear

[ruinedchildhood]

[episodicobsessions]

I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious.

Michael Scott

[vittorei-deactivated20160906]

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

[catsareassholes]

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullsh*t?”

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[tastefullyoffensive]

Microsoft’s new age-guessing tool is impressively accurate. (context: 60-Year-Old Girl)

[pixelgay-deactivated20201125]

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e

[africant]

[stunningpicture]

Creative kid. More creative mom.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

fucking idiot got owned

[howevermine]

[howevermine]

[askyfullofwinterstarsss-deactiv]

[sweetcatastrophex]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[episodicobsessions]

i kind of used to look down on girls who spent a lot of time doing their make-up but after seeing so many make-up vlogs and failing miserably at winged eyeliner all i have is insane respect for them. if you have hands steady enough to have that winged eyeliner on point, you go ahead and do that winged eyeliner every fucking day. and don’t even get me started on foundation and blush and bronzer and blending it all in. mad respect bro mad respect. 

[neggles]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

[neutral]

MICROSOFT IS THROWING SO MUCH SHADE

[realnerdyboy]

Is this aimed at guys????

[neutral]

??? no ??? its not aimed at anyone ???