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Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

captainamericanidi0t

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

adamsmasher

Torterra.....

theaceoffours

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

lelouch

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

fuckhugeoctopus

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

neonscrapyard

blink and you miss them running by

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

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lonelywoodland

larkandkatydid

Why do people get mad when you say that you don’t believe in astrology?

Well, it’s because when someone says “oh I’m such a Scorpio” they are telling you something about themselves using a common social tool that allows people to speak about themselves with a little distance. And you responded to this by accusing them of holding an entire elaborate belief system that they almost certainly don’t hold.