Counting Sheep 🐏

I do headcanons for epithet erased characters! Reblogs are very appreciated here Requests: Closed

[epithet-headcanoned]

Hey!

For anyone wondering when I’ll start writing again, I’m cutting straight to the chase! My answer is: I don’t know. I’m not as obsessed with epithet erased as I used to be (even though I still have a lot of love for it) and these days I’ve just,, sort of run out of motivation. I absolutely don’t want to make any excuses for anyone who cares about the stuff I jot down, but hopefully y’all will understand when I say that I’m in a really bad place mentally. The only reason I’m writing this, is because I feel like I’m leaving y’all in the dark and I feel like that isn’t fair.

For now I’ll be closing requests, and if it turns out that I want to do more than just “take a break,” I’ll let you guys know.

But!! On the other hand, if I ever fall back in love with headcanons and the series, I’ll start answering requests that are gathering dust.

Either way, I hope I’m able to get back to you soon.

[alonelyfry]

Idea:

“Ocean Eyes” by Billie Eilish built every “Ocean” in giovani yelling soup

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Those SOUP eyes 👁👄👁

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And?

And

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have you gotten any howie requests? also are you still doing the requests?

I have! And

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Giovanni’s really good at baseball right? So so can I have a scenario where his SO shows up to one of his games?

I’ve been looking forward to writing this 🥰 Also I didn’t stop at seven headcanons because, I do what I want!!

Giovanni’s S/O shows up to his game

Normally Giovanni’s willing to put 100% of his focus on his games in order to give it his all, but when he notices that his s/o is there he just CANNOT focus. He’s in the dugout with the rest of his teammates and he just keeps giving his s/o subtle glances every 10 seconds because ‘I can’t believe they actually came!’

In all honesty, he didn’t peg them to be that interested in what he likes to do outside of crime. He KNOWS partners are supposed to be supportive and all (and his partner does support him) but he’s just so genuinely surprised and excited that this normal game of baseball turns into something more meaningful for him

In the dugout, he’s texting his s/o things like

Giovanni: Hey, you hungry? They have REALLY good chili dogs here. I think there’s also a merch stand right next to the dogs but I can’t really remember haha

S/O: Giovanni, do you want me to buy merchandise just so people will know who you’re dating?

Giovanni: Uhh... yeah 13 is my lucky number so get something with 13 on it

When his s/o actually does wear his merch, lucky number and all, Giovanni points them out to all his teammates and goes “Hey, see that person wearing 13 all over? Yeah no big deal but we’re kind of a thing, they’re probably gonna help us win tonight so be ready!”

When he’s actually out to bat, Giovanni gets in position like normal, by quickly turns around to blow his s/o a little smooch~ It leaves powerful damage on s/o

He tries his best to make sure every swing he does makes the ball go in his s/o’s direction so they can keep one of them!

When an interviewer comes around and asks him, “Giovanni, who would you like to dedicate the final ball to?” He turns around to look at his s/o yet again and replies with “This one’s for the love of my LIFE” and winks at them

When he and his s/o are leaving the field and walking back to the car, Giovanni has made it tradition to carry them on his shoulders and have them pour Gatorade on his head. It bothers is s/o a lot because they’re like “Aw Gio, you’re all sticky, how am I supposed to hug you now :(“ but Giovanni is too busy shaking himself off like a dog and just being really happy

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Ngl I don’t know if I’ve asked u this or not... anyways can I get a head cannon where Giovanni s/o goes to one of his baseball games pleaseeeee.

Already posted! I don’t know why it’s not showing up in the tags, but I’ll reblog it for you!

[twiddlingthemthumbs-archive-dea]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space for poc

[neenarchive]

i like villains who are just evil for like. the attention

[neenarchive]

villains who are like. i can stop being evil whenever i want im only holding the city ransom to get my own wikipedia page

[neenarchive]

villains who are like. (presses detonate) i can’t help being a scorpio

[lightspectre-universe]

Y'all can say Megamind it’s okay

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Is this Giova- *gets shot*

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Give Indus a boyfriend you cowards

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No one:

Creepy cartoon conspiracy videos on YouTube:

“Number 5, Epithet Erased...

This show is about a twelve-year-old girl named Molly, who gets stuck in a museum after closing time with multiple criminals, all focused on the same artifact. However, some fans of the show speculate that the museum is actually a metaphor for the afterlife. Everyone who stays at the museum that night is in fact dead, all dying in multiple different ways. Molly dies at the beginning events of the show, where a group of children take a tour of the museum, with Molly’s father as their chaperone. However, the museum ends up catching on fire, with all of the children escaping except for Molly, because she was asleep on the floor at the time of the fire. Due to being a neglectful person, Molly’s father decides to save himself and let his daughter die, causing her to wake up in the middle of the museum after closing time, or in other words, the afterlife.

Number 6, Courage the Cowardly Dog...”

@sporkkles-irl @banzai-bitch oh yeah btw this reminds me of the murder au 💀💀

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No one:

Creepy cartoon conspiracy videos on YouTube:

“Number 5, Epithet Erased...

This show is about a twelve-year-old girl named Molly, who gets stuck in a museum after closing time with multiple criminals, all focused on the same artifact. However, some fans of the show speculate that the museum is actually a metaphor for the afterlife. Everyone who stays at the museum that night is in fact dead, all dying in multiple different ways. Molly dies at the beginning events of the show, where a group of children take a tour of the museum, with Molly’s father as their chaperone. However, the museum ends up catching on fire, with all of the children escaping except for Molly, because she was asleep on the floor at the time of the fire. Due to being a neglectful person, Molly’s father decides to save himself and let his daughter die, causing her to wake up in the middle of the museum after closing time, or in other words, the afterlife.

Number 6, Courage the Cowardly Dog...”

@sporkkles-irl @banzai-bitch oh yeah btw this reminds me of the murder au 💀💀

[dailystarplatinum]

This is a Formal Apology to all people who have ever sent me an ask or request and I haven’t answered

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Yes

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

[koracs]

I lost a follower last time, let’s do this again!! If you disagree with any of these get off my blog please and thank you!

[joshuaorrizonte]

This blog supports Jewish People, too

[the-real-nekoma-kenma]

This blog does not support pedophiles

[rip-paramour]

If I lose followers from this then good because those shitheads are gonna be gone

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No GioMolly or GioSylvie here, I won’t allow it

[banzai-bozo]

@sporkkles-irl

Are you happy you wrote this

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[cyndaquil17-deactivated20180822]

Keep the flame spread the tag.

[witchcraft-paganism]

Keep the flame!

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I almost committed suicide a few years ago and I’m telling you, staying alive was the best decision I’ve ever made in my entire life, even if my life still isn’t the best it’s ever been. I still have shitty moments here and there but even then, I’m still incredibly happy I decided to live.

[just-char]

In which this is a Steampunk AU, Meryl is a medic/detective, Percy is her robot partner, Ramsey is a wanted con-man, and Molly is an over-worked mechanic. Extreme detail under cut; you have been warned.

Keep reading

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Reeeee!!!! This looks so good !

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Do you have any Hc about Giovanni and his boys (even Molly) just hanging out?

Picture creds go to Lazy Fox Nia on YouTube! (it’s literally just from the we are number one video though so I uh-)

The Boys™️ and Molly hanging out!

Now normally they WOULD try to go to a gas station and buy beer with someone’s fake ID, (even if they don’t like the taste of it) but because Molly’s there they choose to rob a few snacks and vandalize the bathroom instead :)

Spike, Dark Star and Crusher steal bubblegum and chips while Flamethrower, Giovanni and Molly are taking turns signing their names in *guitar riffs* graffiti~

Since Molly has grown closer with the boys since the museum fiasco, flamethrower even shows Molly how to write the S thing with his red spray paint :D

All of this is going on while Ben and Car Crash are waiting in his truck, Car Crash trying to concentrate on “looking for anyone suspicious that could report them to the police or something,” and Ben trying to fight him for the aux cord

Car Crash: Here, lets just listen to the radio while they’re at it, what station do you want

Ben: Actually I uploaded something to my soundcloud last night, if you could just pass me the cord :)

Car Crash:

Car Crash: So what station do you w

When all of The Boys™️ get home (aka Giovanni’s basement) Flamethrower goes STRAIGHT for the beanbag in the corner of the room, and drags it forward while Crusher unpacks all the snacks he helped steal

While this is happening: Ben and Car Crash are setting up Ben’s switch on Giovanni’s old dresser, Dark Star and Spike are using Giovanni’s old blankets and worn out couch to set up their usual fort and Giovanni and Molly are in the kitchen, begging one of Gio’s moms to see if they can bake cookies for the gang

Normally when it’s just Giovanni asking, the answer is a straight up no but SINCE MOLLY’S HERE- the answer is a yes, since Giovanni’s mom thinks Molly is a sweet little girl who knows how to clean up after herself (unlike her son-)

So while everyone’s eating and playing smash downstairs, Molly’s putting on her stolen dollar-store apron and Giovanni rummages through the cabinets, looking for all the supplies he can find

Back in the basement, Spike and Crusher are fighting over who gets to use Giovanni’s current pillow as a seat, Ben keeps using the same moves in smash (and keeps winning-) and everyone else is watching YouTube on their own phones, eating snacks as they wait for their turn on the switch

Pretty soon Dark Star gets bored and goes upstairs, wondering where Giovanni and Molly are. He looks around and eventually finds them in the kitchen, hovered over their cooling tray of cookies- Both of them giggling as they paint the faces of every one of the Banzai Blasters with frosting

Dark Star offers to join in (not being happy when he sees his painted face on a nearly burnt cookie-) and draws little stars and the planet Saturn on the untouched cookies, Molly and Giovanni finally getting to go downstairs with the rest

At the end of the day, all of them eat the cookies for dessert and fight over who’s turn it is next, with Molly slowly falling asleep under her friends’ fort