eponine's suggestions

[eponinessuggestions]

i n t r o

⟡ name :: éponine thénardier ⟡ pronouns :: she / her ⟡ age :: 22 ⟡ alignment :: chaotic tired older sister energy ⟡ french-armenian ⟡ trilingual ⟡ queer, neurodivergent, disabled ⟡ asks + dms open

✧ 𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 ☾ birdwatching ☾ training my dogs ☾ graffiti ☾ beading

✧ 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬

✦ plumology ✦ 80s video games ✦ birds of prey and waterfowl

grantaire: @grantaires-journal

enjolras: @our-little-lives-dont-count

jehan: @prouvairespoems

courfeyrac: @courfeyofftherack

bahorel: @ba-whore-el

(ooc: i interact outside my rp group)

[sorrrowfull]

[southsidesantos]

mew

[theonion]

[eponinessuggestions]

[sacred-portal]

[life-on-our-planet]

"It's easy in this place to say every second day 'this is the most amazing thing I've seen...' but honestly, there is more chance of a jaguar doing the fandango through our camp than finding a harpy eagle." ©BBCEarth

[eponinessuggestions]

Guess who’s on here now!

- @lrmontparnasse

Hey!!!! I know you!

[maddinela]

[ba-whore-el]

intro post people do this right

@grantaires-journal - fag

@our-little-lives-dont-count - fag but in red and much angrier

@prouvairespoems - Saying anything mean about Jehan is immediate teleportation to hell

@courfeyofftherack - fag but in a way where you sleep with him and wake up dead

@foul-is-ferre fag but can really hold his drinks

@eponinessuggestions - fag

[eponinessuggestions]

Fag

[s-i-r--l-o-r-d]

BIRDS .

[lol-a-palooza]

[eponinessuggestions]

Ranking things I’ve been called based on how much they hurt my feelings

Eponine 2- 0/10 I've been on tumblr since 2023, I'm classic eponine

A communist - 10/10 Nailed it!

A fed - 0/10 Sounds like you would like a lecture on political ideologies? Enjolras could help :D

Gay - 10/10 Please speculate on my sexuality

Whiny - 10/10 Accurate. Whining and people finding you annoying? Negative attention is still attention 🤷‍♀️

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[eponinessuggestions]

No single institution should hold the power that the police force does. Not to mention, issues like the overcriminalization of drug use often lead to people like us, the lower class, getting stuck in generational cycles of poverty.

[eponinessuggestions]

I just realized the only interactions you've had with me have been me threatening to fight and I feel slightly bad about that lol. I do promise I'm not usually like that...all the time. I'm quite nice like 90% of the time!

- @only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare

There's room for the both of us XD 💗

[grantairesuggestionss]

are you taking care of yourself during training this time? or are we going to have another fainting onstage incident?

DO not bring this up again it never happened I refuse to believe it did

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

None of my friends ever take care of themselves and if he tries to argue with me he's a liar

[cosettethelittlelark]

If you can't take care of yourself I will bring you back to my place and make you take care of yourself. Yes that is a threat. Yes that goes for all of you.

[grantairesuggestionss]

I am like 3 times your size and almost double your height

[cosettethelittlelark]

Your point?

[grantairesuggestionss]

I'm going to resist and we will have to fight and I'll injure you and then marius will have to fight me and marius couldnt swing a punch to save anyone

[cosettethelittlelark]

You will not resist because I'll get Bahorel

[grantairesuggestionss]

I’ll get Claquesous and Montparnasse

[cosettethelittlelark]

I'll get Eponine who knows the whole Patron Minette much better than you do

[grantairesuggestionss]

I know Fauntleroy and Jehan much better than anyone else and everyone knows that knowing them means as long as they’re on my side Sous and Nassie are. Babet and Guelemer couldn’t fight me if they tried

[cosettethelittlelark]

Fuck I didn't even think of Jehan.

I'll tell Enjolras. He'll make you come round with his angelic powers.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Sorry but Enjolras magic only works so far

You’re outmanned and outwitted here. I’ll do as I please

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

If the choice is between Cosette and anyone else I will side with Cosette. Every. Time. And I can fight you.

Just a fair warning :)

[grantairesuggestionss]

You might be strong but I’m still a man, Ép. It’s not sexist I am literally just built different than you

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

????????

Sir I've spent ~7 years on the street. Montparnasse taught me to fight. I'm pretty damn sure I can take you in a fistfight.

Also you're only 2 inches taller than me so get off your high horse.

@cosettethelittlelark look i know this was originally about making him take care of himself but now I'm mad and I actually genuinely want to punch him just to prove I can.

[eponinessuggestions]

Grantaire is a wall of body mass

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

YOU AGAIN

Didn't I already apologize for saying I could take you in a fight?? What are you even doing here 💔

[eponinessuggestions]

I am everywhere, girl 💗

[grantairesuggestionss]

are you taking care of yourself during training this time? or are we going to have another fainting onstage incident?

DO not bring this up again it never happened I refuse to believe it did

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

None of my friends ever take care of themselves and if he tries to argue with me he's a liar

[cosettethelittlelark]

If you can't take care of yourself I will bring you back to my place and make you take care of yourself. Yes that is a threat. Yes that goes for all of you.

[grantairesuggestionss]

I am like 3 times your size and almost double your height

[cosettethelittlelark]

Your point?

[grantairesuggestionss]

I'm going to resist and we will have to fight and I'll injure you and then marius will have to fight me and marius couldnt swing a punch to save anyone

[cosettethelittlelark]

You will not resist because I'll get Bahorel

[grantairesuggestionss]

I’ll get Claquesous and Montparnasse

[cosettethelittlelark]

I'll get Eponine who knows the whole Patron Minette much better than you do

[grantairesuggestionss]

I know Fauntleroy and Jehan much better than anyone else and everyone knows that knowing them means as long as they’re on my side Sous and Nassie are. Babet and Guelemer couldn’t fight me if they tried

[cosettethelittlelark]

Fuck I didn't even think of Jehan.

I'll tell Enjolras. He'll make you come round with his angelic powers.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Sorry but Enjolras magic only works so far

You’re outmanned and outwitted here. I’ll do as I please

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

If the choice is between Cosette and anyone else I will side with Cosette. Every. Time. And I can fight you.

Just a fair warning :)

[grantairesuggestionss]

You might be strong but I’m still a man, Ép. It’s not sexist I am literally just built different than you

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

????????

Sir I've spent ~7 years on the street. Montparnasse taught me to fight. I'm pretty damn sure I can take you in a fistfight.

Also you're only 2 inches taller than me so get off your high horse.

@cosettethelittlelark look i know this was originally about making him take care of himself but now I'm mad and I actually genuinely want to punch him just to prove I can.

[eponinessuggestions]

Grantaire is a wall of body mass

[gav-de-thenard]

THERES ANOTHER US @urchin-of-paris

[grantairesuggestionss]

There’s like 5 of me everyday we flourish and multiply

[gav-de-thenard]

Alrighty. Gotta love the multiverse!

[eponinessuggestions]

There's a lot of me too. But I am the best one

[gav-de-thenard]

WE are the best ones (no offense other me’s)

[eponinessuggestions]

FACTS

[gav-de-thenard]

THERES ANOTHER US @urchin-of-paris

[grantairesuggestionss]

There’s like 5 of me everyday we flourish and multiply

[gav-de-thenard]

Alrighty. Gotta love the multiverse!

[eponinessuggestions]

There's a lot of me too. But I am the best one