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mikleos-deactivated20160315

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

#text #I know we need her but at what cost

sic-semper-hominibus

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

sic-semper-hominibus

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."

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aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

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glamrockmike

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

#text #a lot of my teenage years were spent thinking 'what would tumblr think of this'#and letting that go was kinda hard but also like a weight lifted

miraclemaya

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

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mihai-florescu

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

niyarest

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kosmogrl

you seem pretty bothered for a girl so nonchalant

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wifegideonnav

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

#text #brother just let me IN #IT'S ME I SWEAR

b1rd1e

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

b1rd1e

This is what TMI means to me

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tolerateit

"i need to get soooo much done today" starter pack

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takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#text #you know i think it might be spiritfarer

spicymochi

they are sitting and pondering

#art #blep #i love them

huggingtentacles

Being knocked out for more than 5 minutes means very serious brain damage but humans not having a turn-off button would do immense damage to our collective storytelling. So many films and books and videogames just wouldn't happen if writers stopped bonking their characters on the head. Insane.

#text #have a little head trauma #as a treat

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

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