Transheso

Italian Trans guy, i'm weak for wlw content so, yeah, expect lots of it 👌🏽

[princington]

[past]

giving way to laboured breaths, taking all of me 🌶

[quentims]

zoemira

[frozenprocedural]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP.

Thank you once again to the amazing @princington for this commission and continuing the wonder that is the Bean Salad AU!

Two wives means double the belly holds. And a Beanling to help.

[turquoiselong030]

Based on incorrect quotes (part 15)

KPDH incorrect quotes based comic

Bonus

[winterhopeinferorose]

Well we didn't quite hit 1000 likes, but i couldn't wait. So here's some more coloring of @princington artwork. I would give anything to spend the day at the pool with these lovelies. 😍

Now what do I color next? I have a 5 hour plane ride tomorrow and will need something to do. So do I start from the beginning and work my way through chronologically, or do I do something spice and potentially scar whoever I sit next to on the plane. Thoughts?

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[polywolfy]

Kinda love how the scammer doctor can tell absolutely everything about their problems with each other within a minute of meeting them

Rumi: lots of walls up. Won’t even go to the bathhouse with them

“Oh, oh! Emotionally closed off?” -Zoey

“She’s also a workaholic, doesn’t know how to relax…” -Mira

“How is this helpful?!” -Rumi

“It’s helping me a lot.” -Mira (lol)

Zoey: a little too eager to please (oh, sweet Zoey)

Mira: barks (she’s such a cat) (never thought I'd say those two things in a row before but...)

He got it right, they are a whole

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[all-encompassing-hero]

Very old Celine on her deathbed: "And that's the story of how you were actually conceived through the power of gay sex." *dies*

Rumi: "..."

Rumi: "WHAT!?"

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[girls-can-get-married]

https://href.li/?https://www.pixiv.net/stacc/menkichi

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[babe-are-you-okay]

Babe are you okay? You reblogged mｋ's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)

[heroineimages]

This is still so charming!

[transarsonist]

for 87 years that girl did Not Stop Talking and that is Why Her Wife Loved Her

[turquoiselong030]

How to sit on a sofa with Huntr/x (and Derpy & Sussie)

[yourgirlathena]

Whats crazy about kpop demon hunters is that they made these bitches SO GAY that a large portion of the fandom thinks EVERY GENERATION OF HUNTERS IS GAY AND POLY.

[queenofghost]

Incorrect K-pop demon hunters quotes part 90

More incorret quotes

[aymmgreen]

new mira lore that she ditched med school says from an official merch collab 😭 omgggg

edit:

because i wanna share it here too 🥺

also me: completely ignoring kpdh's timeline lmao jdhshhaha

[yourgirlathena]

Zoey, presenting a powerpoint: Celine, you famously blacked out for 24 hours when Rumi was born. I have uncovered the fact that you are actually Rumi's biological mother. See you had a cryptic pregnancy but didn't know it. Mi-Yeong's body sensed this somehow and had a hysterical pregnancy so she was never really pregnant. You gave birth to Rumi while you were blacked out and everyone thought it would be easier to tell you that Rumi was Mi-Yeong's baby because you were in such bad shape.

Rumi: Celine is this true?

Celine: I don't know...

Mira: 🤦‍♀️

Celine: How did I get pregnant then? And why is Rumi half demon?

Mira: SHES WHAT?!

Zoey: Ah so you were impregnated by the honmoon. It saw how deep you got into "your faults and fears should never be seen" and thought that giving you a child that was half demon would help you learn that hiding yourself would only hurt you and others and the honmoon.

Celine: You know I did have a weird dream around the time you were conceived.

Rumi: :0

Mira: WAIT A MINUTE! ARE WE JUST GOING TO GLOSS OVER THE FACT THAT RUMI IS A DEMON!?!?!?!

Celine: A half demon actually. Zoey how did you figure all of this out?

Zoey: The honmoon told me in a dream.

Celine & Rumi: That makes sense.

Mira: I'm going to go insane.