the cult of livin' la vida loca @eponymousmaximus - Tumblr Blog

does tumblr have auto censors for man ass now

#previous drawing got flagged mature what do

lay down your shield and spear

#greek mythology #ares #aphrodite #schmart #fully believe they can and should be un-hetslopified

roman politics were so unserious imagine having to swear under oath that you’re not a bottom.

#and nobody believes you #roman history #julius caesar

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the iliad and the audacity

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you understand

#self reblog

dionysus conspicuously absent from the iliad I can only assume he was spending that war having a piña colada a couple miles down the beach

#the iliad #dionysus #greek mythology #he only comes up when there's some kind of story about him #though im not even halfway through yet lol

aphrodite with the erotes yoked to a chariot like santa's reindeer is a visual I didn't know I needed until I found this

#greek mythology #red figure pottery appreciation tag #something something filing this concept away for potential drawing ideas #aphrodite

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any beautiful man born after the golden age can’t carry on the family legacy… all they know is play lyre, hunt in the woods, dionysian dancing, be bisexual, eat olive and die

#eat olive and die..#greek mythology

given the amount of flowers or plants that apparently originate from the tragic deaths of gorgeous young men, concerned parents are advised to warn their sons that it doesn't matter how much that male god says he loves you, he's not worth potentially getting turned into foliage over.

#greek mythology #hyacinthus #crocus #ampelos #at this point the whole garden is growing from the blood of dead twinks #apollo #dionysus #hermes