Dr. Will.i.am A. Lowman

I've been the FORMER head of R&D, Science, and Dentistry for almost 10 years at Site-107 and I still think it's a stupid idea. Love it here though.

[agentcanis]

straights up one marvle

will.i.am lowman

What?

[equate-to-nothing]

Ignore, I was supposed to send this to alice.

[agentcanis]

You wanna go hunting? Or fishing?

what do dogs like doing..

You wanna play catch?

Not with you. I haven't gone hunting or fishing or played catch with anyone since when I was a boy with my father. I'd rather keep it that way so I don't recall unwanted memories. I can't lose my control in this stage.

[equate-to-nothing]

You wanna go to costco and look at the frozen foods?

[agentcanis]

I don't eat anything from stores that isn't beef jerky or whatever Iceberg has in his fridge.

[equate-to-nothing]

I got reindeer jerky

[agentcanis]

You wanna go hunting? Or fishing?

what do dogs like doing..

You wanna play catch?

Not with you. I haven't gone hunting or fishing or played catch with anyone since when I was a boy with my father. I'd rather keep it that way so I don't recall unwanted memories. I can't lose my control in this stage.

[equate-to-nothing]

You wanna go to costco and look at the frozen foods?

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MY █████ IS HUGE AND I ███ ██ ██ ████ MDH DR. ELIAS / ELIJAH CALATHES ████████ ██ ███ ███

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post without tags yeah why not

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MY █████ IS HUGE AND I ███ ██ ██ ████ MDH DR. ELIAS / ELIJAH CALATHES ████████ ██ ███ ███

[equate-to-nothing]

My 38th birthday is in a few days and the site is probably gonna give me another award for being the coolest department head ever

When is someone gonna give me department head.

Don't post this

[equate-to-nothing]

I got department head! Shout out to the head of medical. Excellent, magnificent.

[agentcanis]

gay boy

I’m 28 and completely straight. Unlike iceberg I’ve actually had sex with women in the past. And I want that miserable during the experience. So both of your accusations are false.

[it-angel]

I lowkey don't believe you like at all not remotely

[equate-to-nothing]

I second.

[agentcanis]

Hey, canis.

What would you rather have?

Right or Left twix? Me personally I take vertical but I am biased towards Left. Pick your poison.

- Dr. W. Lowman

If I could, I’d pick left. Unfortunately, I’m allergic to chocolate. It upsets my stomach. Can’t have anything nice in life.

[equate-to-nothing]

I'm allergic to the Nordic Wolf Fish, welcome to the clerb.

[anamajorchordonaukulele]

Do you wanna hunt people for sport?

Depends if I know them or not

If I know them then yes

[equate-to-nothing]

You don't but they've wronged me

[anamajorchordonaukulele]

What kind of wronging.

[equate-to-nothing]

They asked how my family are doing.

[anamajorchordonaukulele]

See, this calls for an assassination, not hunting for sport

[equate-to-nothing]

I'm allowed to have fun.

[anamajorchordonaukulele]

Do you wanna hunt people for sport?

Depends if I know them or not

If I know them then yes

[equate-to-nothing]

You don't but they've wronged me

[anamajorchordonaukulele]

What kind of wronging.

[equate-to-nothing]

They asked how my family are doing.

[agentcanis]

You wanna throw a frozen peach at the director w me

I work alone. But do tell me the results….

[equate-to-nothing]

Roger that.

[equate-to-nothing]

He caught it and threw it at his assistant so I guess that's a win? I don't know how to feel.

[agentcanis]

You wanna throw a frozen peach at the director w me

I work alone. But do tell me the results….

[equate-to-nothing]

Roger that.

[anamajorchordonaukulele]

Do you wanna hunt people for sport?

Depends if I know them or not

If I know them then yes

[equate-to-nothing]

You don't but they've wronged me

[equate-to-nothing]

My 38th birthday is in a few days and the site is probably gonna give me another award for being the coolest department head ever

When is someone gonna give me department head.

Don't post this

[o5-10]

What do you do with a drunken sailor

Dumpster.

[equate-to-nothing]

Well it wasn't the answer I was looking for but it's not wrong.

[o5-10]

You'll find my solutions often involve removing the nuisance.

[equate-to-nothing]

You remind me of my sites director, very direct (pun intended).

[equate-to-nothing]

Hey guys

If you see mushrooms growing behind a toilet in the mens bathroom please don't eat them or use them for any other purposes. Report them to the sites janitorial staff.

Thank you,

Dr. W. A Lowman

[o5-10]

What do you do with a drunken sailor

Dumpster.

[equate-to-nothing]

Well it wasn't the answer I was looking for but it's not wrong.