River Song Starter Sentences
Send one of the quotes in for my muse’s response.
“Did you dance? Well, you always dance at weddings, don’t you?”
“Don’t worry, I’m quite the screamer.”
“Well then, soldier, how goes the day?”
“Everybody knows that everybody dies, but not every day.”
“Watch out. That bow tie! Excuse me, you lot. I need to weigh myself.”
“Careful? Tried that once. Ever so dull.”
“Oh well. Maybe when you’re older.”
“Whatever did this to her, whatever killed her, I’d like a word with that.”
“I didn’t pluck it from your cold dead hands if that’s what you’re worried about.”
“I tried to fight it, but I can’t. It’s too strong.”
“It’s hard to leave when you haven’t said goodbye.”
“What’s that face? Are you thinking? Stop it. You’re a man, it looks weird.”
“I trust this man with my life. With everything.”
“You’ve got a screwdriver, go build a cabinet!”
“Oh look, your cot! Haven’t seen that in a very long while!”
“You are so doing those roots.”
“Why would a diary be sad?”
“And what sort of time do you call this?”
“Oh. How many times? I married the diamond.”
“If either of you use my name again, I will remove your organs in alphabetical order.”
“That’s a whole different birthday.”
“I escape often enough, thank you. And I have a promise to live up to.”
“You’re good. I’m not saying you’re right. But you are, very …good.”
“It’s a carnivorous swarm in a suit! You can’t reason with it.”
“Am I the woman who marries you? Or the woman who murders you?”
“Please listen to me, at least hear me.”
“No, I’m actually murdering someone.”
“Happy ever after doesn’t mean forever. It just means time. A little time.”
“Right, then. I have questions, but number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?”
“You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?”
“And if you think he’s anything that small or that ordinary, then you haven’t the first idea of what you’re dealing with.”
“I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him”
“This was exactly you; all this. All of it. You make them so afraid. When you began all those years ago, sailing off to see the universe, did you ever think you’d become this? The man who can turn an army around at the mention of his name”
“They worshipped you there. Have you seen the statues?”
"Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich’s a bit rubbish — I think I’ll kill the Führer.” Who’s with me?“
"Oh shut up! I was just keeping them talking until it kicks off.”
“Oh and I’m not allowed to have a career I suppose.”
“You wouldn’t answer your phone!”
“You’ll be the death of me.”
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