Amalgam of a bunch of references you won't get

hi

[er1der]

I'm not the kind of person to make a DNI list but I've been seeing so much transmasc hate recently and I want you to know this isn't a safe place for you. Leave.

my philosophy equates to a far left, utilitarian, and hedonistic point of view. If you think a belief conforms to this philosophy, I probably have it and if you think it doesn't I probably don't. The conflict between utilitarian and hedonism is complicated here. If you have questions I'll talk to you abt it.

My gender is like a volume dial except instead of loud it's woman. Sometimes I'm more agender and sometimes I'm very woman, but I'm always a little woman and no man. If that makes sense. She/her/theirs is my pronouns (just use they/them sometimes)

Carrd: er1der.carrd.co

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[er1der]

Cars

[this-is-transandrophobia]

This is less transandrophobia, more general transphobia, but it's very important for any Americans to know; it is now LEGAL for ICE to detain or kill trans people based on the fact that they're trans, regardless of birthplace or citizenship. Anyone in ICE-heavy areas should be EXTRA careful especially.

This is fucking important

[byjove]

The “cis is a slur” shit is so funny because you know the people who say that are using transphobic slurs in every other sentence and assuming that cis is derogatory because all of the terms they use for trans people are so the terms transgender people use to refer to their identity must be demeaning too. It’s not but if they do invent a slur against cisgender people, I will be using it. Fuck off, default settings.

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

i believe there is an undiscovered evolutionary purpose that picking scabs feels so good. it must be healthy

[charl0ttan]

clearly there must have been some kind of entity in our ancient history that looked like a scab and had delicious succulent meat inside

[er1der]

People pleasers who absolutely refuse to apologize are so funny. Bc like this guy will basically do whatever you ask him and will constantly go out of his way to make you as comfortable as possible but the moment you call him out for something like saying "you're overreacting" trying to calm someone down he'll get all quiet and shuts down

[liberalsarecool]

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

[myrandomstuffpage]

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

[er1der]

What if I made out with a furry. Like while they were in their fursuit. That'd be so- FUCK THAT'S A KINK UGH THIS IS MY SFW ACCOUNT

What if I made out in a furry. While they were in their fursuit. That'd be so hot. But NO SEX JUST MAKING OUT

IGNORE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU DO THAT WITH THE MASKS ON

[welovetopoll]

TV SHIP COUNTDOWN - my top 120 fave tv ships/couples ❣️ #70 - #66 - your fave?

70. Jonas & Eva (Skam)

69. Ryan & Taylor (The OC)

68. Joey & Rachel (Friends)

67. Cash & Darren (Heartbreak High)

66. Donna & Harvey (Suits)

Voting ended onMay 29

[er1der]

YOU GUYS THOUGHT OF MORE THAN 60 SHIPS FOR THIS SHOW WTF

[er1der]

You guys ever want to kill yourself but not because you're depressed or anything but because the stress of knowing you will die without your own consent is so incredibly stressful you'd rather do it yourself on your own terms? No? Just me?

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[er1der]

No offense to women but.. why don't they just lay an egg instead? So much easier..

[foxgirl-cock]

come grind on my docs like a pathetic lil mutt it'll be good for you trust me i would never lie to you

[foxgirl-cock]

always a bitch pulling up on a lesbian's posts trying to make it about men

[foxgirl-cock]

okay here's an extremely shitty little diagram of how it's done that i made in like 1 minute

red lines being where the laces come out above the eyelet flaps, and blue lines being where they're down under, against the tongue. basically you just unlace it all the way and then string the beads on as you lace them up. very shrimple. obviously you can go up through as many eyelets as you like; i just have lame ass short laces.

fair warning that this does make the boots less able to tighten down where the beads are, so make sure your pair fits well before doing this. stay gay everybody

[er1der]

I'M GONNA DO THIS HEHEHEHE

[er1der]

Obvs I'm gonna put hump me on my shoe and take a picture but I don't wanna wear that in public so ughg suggestions for slightly more tame things I can write on my shoe? Other shoe will be pan flag & trans flag

[foxgirl-cock]

come grind on my docs like a pathetic lil mutt it'll be good for you trust me i would never lie to you

[foxgirl-cock]

always a bitch pulling up on a lesbian's posts trying to make it about men

[foxgirl-cock]

okay here's an extremely shitty little diagram of how it's done that i made in like 1 minute

red lines being where the laces come out above the eyelet flaps, and blue lines being where they're down under, against the tongue. basically you just unlace it all the way and then string the beads on as you lace them up. very shrimple. obviously you can go up through as many eyelets as you like; i just have lame ass short laces.

fair warning that this does make the boots less able to tighten down where the beads are, so make sure your pair fits well before doing this. stay gay everybody

[er1der]

I'M GONNA DO THIS HEHEHEHE

[er1der]

The problem with flirting with random people on Tumblr is I have no idea how old any of them are

[er1der]

Girls with freckles appreciation post

[er1der]

I POSTED THAT A MINUTE AGO WTF

[er1der]

Girls with freckles appreciation post

[bludraws094]

what is the FIRST pokémon

rhydon

bulbasaur

mew

arceus

rowlet

Voting ended onMay 26

fight

[bludraws094]

rhydon: first pokémon designed and coded irl

bulbasaur: first pokémon in the pokédex of the first game + the national dex

mew: ancestor of all pokémon

arceus: pokégod

rowlet: first pokémon in the husui dex, which is canonically the earliest known example of the pokédex

[unyieldingsilence]

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[er1der]

Didn't Arceus create mew or something? So that shouldn't be debatable. Also didn't Arceus send back in time a pokemon to place Arceus's egg? So that Pokemon is debatably the first