never meet your heroes

selfship blogg (30 yrs old) all of my self inserts are they/them [icon by biggaysatan]

[glorioustragedykid]

Minion sona incoming

[glorioustragedykid]

Name's Sam

It's a bit of a Smurfette situation, and Sam is the only female minion of all time. That said, he uses masculine pronouns and is exactly like the others, so nobody knows or cares about it.

[eranova]

Grandpa who hurt u...

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[blxxdlxver]

you look good with blood on you what are your pronouns

[minionresearch]

Happy Friday! What's everyone's favorite F word?

[minionresearch]

Why are you all calling me that.

[theehorsepusssy]

[hal8999]

roxy flavors

[krillionaire]

Another twt request

[theehorsepusssy]

[eranova]

[ifeelsosheri]

when the rat king tells me to kneel but im off 2 vodkas and a kiss from lyle so im riding that high and i low key die with a peaceful and serene smile

[theehorsepusssy]

[xigrif]

[eranova]

She was real as fuck for that tho.

[jujubamp4]

look at my villagers dawg

[dogpuppy]

[yyarroww]

Loose and messy doodle for fun :p

[nnobara]

[simlishveeve-deactivated2026071]

quick little thingy for yuuji day !! happy birthday my sweet boy you deserve all the happiness in the world and more