Why is the new secretary breaking the cameras?
Danny Fenton gets a job at Wayne Enterprises.
Honestly, he’s just happy someone hired him. Rent exists, ghost hunting equipment is expensive, and apparently “saving a town from supernatural disasters” doesn’t count as work experience.
So now it’s his first day.Danny stands in the elevator, staring at the mirrored wall while the building climbs higher and higher. New job. Corporate office. Terrifyingly expensive building.
He sighs, pulls out his phone, and takes a selfie.
Caption:first day at wayne enterprises. if corporate america kills me tell my enemies it was a skill issue.
Today’s outfit is a dark red dress, fishnets, and a dramatic blouse with huge sleeves. Danny decided a long time ago that gender roles are fake and clothes are just vibes, so every day he dresses however he wants.
The elevator doors open and Danny walks out like he absolutely belongs there.
If he can survive ghost fights and high school, he can survive emails.
Elsewhere in the building.Tim Drake is reviewing security footage.Because Tim Drake reviewing security footage is basically a lifestyle at this point.
The elevator camera caught the new hire.
Taking a mirror selfie like this building isn’t owned by one of the richest men in Gotham. Quiet bold actually Tim cant say he hated that. Thou the problem was not the selfie itself.
Tim squints at the screen.Because the camera flickered when the guy entered the elevator.
The Wayne security system is ridiculously overengineered. He maked sure of that. Bruce maked sure of that
Tim leans closer to the monitor.
Behind him, someone leans over his shoulder.
Tim points at the screen.
Dick gestures at the screen.
“I like their outfit.” like that has ti do with anything.
Tim sighs. Doing his best to not role his eyes.
Meanwhile Danny has discovered something amazing about corporate offices.
This is the best job he has ever had.
No evil ghosts trying to conquer Earth.
Danny is convinced this is the calmest period of his half alive life.