look at you

Sam, she/her, 22 omgcp + jackparse follows/likes come from my main: steveebarnes. mobile header by the wonderful littlestpersimmon.

[impalerswift]

I’m a few days late, but happy birthday to Jack Zimmermann! Kent is your present. 😌 (Thanks go to the discord and Cakes @zimmboniandbitty for inspiring this!)

[impalerswift]

The Boys ™

[kyasrein]

“Hey…. look at you.”

Listen. It may not have worked out, but these boys were so soft to one another.

[xihe]

“…i don’t think he got over it.”

[omgpieplease]

During warmups at the World Junior Hockey Championships, despite playing on different teams, Kent saw Jack was looking tense and rattled and skated over to the red line and beckoned. Jack skated up to him and Kent leaned their foreheads together and gave Jack a pep talk. Jack listened and nodded and breathed in Kent’s air and went back to his own side much calmer. Then they did their best to beat each other during the game.

~ headcanon by @star-anise for @pimmsweek! I read this hc and pretty much started sketching right away.

(Done for the 48 Hour Draft Challenge ) 

  (Don’t judge me if I got the jerseys wrong I was uhhhh using my work’s shitty basement internet on my phone and pinpointing jerseys by year is hard) (also I did another thing based on one of the submitted hcs because the urge to sketch was strong and the paint was just sitting there)

[usssamwell]

lets ignore what happens next and focus on how soft this lax chad is holding whiskey’s face

[ercbittle]

Christmas shirts part one and two 🎅🏻

[ercbittle]

I just finished the wedding ep of Outlander and I just gotta say what we're all thinking-- claire is definitely the top

[braaaadmarchand-deactivated2023]

I wish women’s hockey was more like mens’ hockey in viewership, funding, and player wages

And I wish mens’ hockey was more like women’s hockey in chillness with The Gays

[pastanak]

[ercbittle]

god is a woman

[ercbittle]

Bitty in Year One: Update: I may or may not be in a cult.

Bitty in Year Four: Update 2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult.

[kaleighfratkins]

you ever eat pussy just to flex on jamie benn

[thesmutpeasant-deactivated20200]

make anyone with a pussy cum and you’ve flexed on half the nhl tbh

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

[ercbittle]

Ransom: What time is it?

Holster: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and I'll find out.

Holster: [blows trombone loudly]

Chad: WHO'S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?

[worse-4-less-deactivated2019091]

This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

[lifesgrandparade]

This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

[lifesgrandparade]

“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

[ercbittle]

hey @ lgbt star wars fans, you should join mine and @lvmi’s gay star wars discord!! it’s 18+ and for lgbt ships only!!

NO ky/lo r/en content, no h/ux, no space nazis whatsoever

if you want to join, just message me or @lvmi for the link!!​

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]