above the burning sound.

erek wright, twenty-nine, sniper in the army, second lieutenant. no promotions for those who disobey, but i can't say i'm complaining. roleplay @ contraband kids faceclaim is tom hiddleston, unf.

[profchambers-blog]

how much do i owe you for that? /takes out wallet. no — no, don’t contest me on this, it’s my fault, i’m owning up for it. /extracts a ten-pound bill and gives it to erek. wow impressed u have muggle money nathan. well, you might not have, but i know a few who would. right, of course. /knowing ~sparkle n his eye and punches him lightly in the shoulder. /omg his grin is so big it’s gonna fall off. maybe sometime, if you’re lucky. but the “lovely lady” may not be as lovely as you’ve imagined her to be. ah, yes, once, back in the day. it was a cow of a time. right. that’s what “freudian slip” means, my friend, and you’ve slipped once too many times today on the pinkness of your bum. do you? we’d make fantastic drunk buddies, then. 8) yeah, you should say that again. and louder. and i will! fill you in on all the dirty details. c;

well, maybe “they’re” not using enough lube. ah yes, that…”friend” is a bit of a stickler when it comes to neatness. at least we’re not living in a sty, though. /looks around and shrugs, taking a sip of his own drink. chin up, wright, that’s not a good look for you. but yes, you can sleep with me if you can’t get home. /just chuckles to self sdlkjlsd.

[erekw]

/takes a sip of his drink before swallowing quickly to say.) no. please. i don't need you to repay me. you can wave that around all you like, but i'm not going to take it. why is that? gone and been with too many women that their men are jealous and after you? /grins.) 8)))) where is she right now? many people become less lovely once you start living with them, though i'm sure i will find her just wonderful. unless you're living with a crockety old lady who's only pleasant towards you. /just facepalms lightly while smiling.) i don't know where my mind is today. oh no, i've started watching how much i take my liquor after one night i woke up in a - like you said - a pink dress, and i heard from others that i danced on bar tables until i collapsed on some poor girl. i could sing it to the world outside on your balcony if you wanted. ;D

ah, yes. they don't, and they're not particularly gentle with me in general so, thank you for being so gentle with me. /regains composure and turns around to face him, shifts weight onto other leg.) right. it's just, you know, i'm not used to have such, ah, attractive thirty-year-old men coming onto me so strongly. 8)) ;; 

[profchambers-blog]

ahhh, right. i don’t think the driver looked very happy about that. did you? awww, erek. /touched look. you are a compassionate human being, did you know that. did you piggyback me home? my ass did feel a bit stretched after that night, to be perfectly honest. oh…you know. /rolls eyes. the nagging woman who lives with me. bit of a downer, but a looker, so. /shrugs omg i think he loves giving everyone the wrong idea about who wes is. you bet i don’t. not recently, no, but for the first eleven years of my life, every day, mate. /the perks of having grown up as a farmboy. /blinks. that is gay. that is very gay. are you sure you’ve never had the urge to suddenly wear sequins and pink? prance about singing show tunes? jesus, why haven’t i taken you to the gay club before? hm, thanks for the tip. “pick up blind, old lady…” got it.

don’t be, hon, it won’t hurt a bit. /omg stop. yeah, well, i certainly don’t keep it that way. /pouring him a drink and just laughs when he hears erek’s FREUDIAN SLIP. /walks up to him and presses the glass into erek’s hand. tuck your shirt in, buddy, your gay is showing. /reaches over and grabs erek’s ass as he passes omg i’m so sorry.

[erekw]

no, no he didn't, so i had to pay a little bit of extra for that as well. i felt bad. i - hehe, i wouldn't have wanted you falling off and getting run over now, would i? /laughs.) as a matter of fact, i did. sorry about that. i promise i didn't do anything else. /all of the gay jokes.) oh, you live with someone? will i ever get to meet this lovely lady? /LMFAOFKGJFKG.) you lived on a farm? i never meant for it to come out gay. it just .. came out. /hand gesture.) ooonly when i'm drunk, man. but that's another story. we shouldn't get into that. because i'm not gay! /laughs ; rubs back of neck.) tell me how that one goes, alright?

that's what they all say, and yet it always turns out to be the exact opposite. /referring to needles LOL.) someone cleans it up for you? that, ah, downer-but-a-looker lady friend who lives with you? ... /small blush ; grins to hide his mild embarrassment.) thank you. i - oh. /actually looks down to see if he needs to tuck in his shirt ; jumps a bit when his ass is grabbed.) ... /thrown off a bit so now he's just stunned and silent LOL ; like an awkward 8DD face.)

[profchambers-blog]

yeah, amusing for you, maybe. didn’t i end up puking into someone’s car? and the hangover i got the next day…i had to sucker the ole ball and chain into slippin’ some aspirin into my juice that morning. /omg he’s referring to wes help. and fine, i’ll give you that. i can only imagine the combined manstink of army men, and i’ve smelled pigs that smell better. really? looks like we’re in good company, then. /pats his back. awww, no. how about this — i’ll get ya rogaine for your next birthday. best present ever, or what? hm, true true. you think saying that i’m twenty-five is pushin’ it? 

don’t you worry, i’ll ease you in nice and simple. /winks and nudges help. ah, here we are. the humble abode. /unlocks door with key, swings it open. welcome, welcome.

[erekw]

you ended up regurgitating all over the taxi. i didn't think you'd be able to hang onto me on my bike in your condition, so i had to go back and get it after leaving you at home. the .. the who? /raises eyebrow ; LOLOL AAW.) ohh, you don't want to know first-hand. do i want to know why you've been smelling pigs, nathan? 8) quite. ;D i .. i wouldn't know what else i would want for my birthday. /ashdkjshdk.) i think i'd prefer you getting me cologne though, just to see what you would pick out for me. .. is that gay or .. ? /laughs.) only if the poor woman has awful eyesight.

that's quite nice of you. thank you. :) i'm actually quite nervous, this being my first time. /glkfjghdfiughjdfgkdg 911 ; looks around.) nice. you're neater than i thought. /looks at .. nearby .. art or something ; if nathan keeps anything on his wall.) just an early warning, mate, if i drink too much, i'll have to sleep with you. /startles himself.) i mean sleep in your - at - at your place. here.

[profchambers-blog]

/looks affronted. okay, that was like…once. and the only reason why you had to “rescue” me is because i was piss drunk and didn’t know land from sea. what about that time i had to pick up your tab, hm? get sick of mansmell? /scoffs. never. why thanks, as i thought. ;DD i’m not normal? i’m the most normal of normal. i’m the most normal you’re ever gonna get, mister. ‘course you are, young and sprightly and…still got a full head of hair and all that. i envy you young people. /shakes head. yeah, well. it’s okay, i guess.

‘course it’s a promise. and i never go back on my promises. ;D yeah, well, i was thinking i could maybe get all these people to join in, you know. but if you prefer a private showing. /hooks his arm under erek’s. let’s go!

[erekw]

/apologetic smile.) ah, yes, you're right. that was only one time. i hope it'll be the only time i will have to rescue you, for your sake. and mine. that was a rather amusing night, if i do say so. i do. and being around other men, you would, too. mate, you are quite far from normal, but i prefer my friends that way. you've nothing to fear! 8) /instinctively runs a hand through his hair and smiles.) i intend on keeping it this way for as long as i can. it'll fall out sooner or later, all this stress on the field. /grins.) you don't need to tell the others how old you are. ;D

oh. great. /now making a face LLOL.) i would much prefer a private showing. /winks ; allows himself to be taken somewhere else; trusts nathan to know that he was joking around heee.) your place? wait, wait, i'm not ready. i haven't had enough liquor to do this. /you getting drunk is never a good idea, erek.)

[profchambers-blog]

oh, come on. i’m the most reliable man you’ll ever meet. name one instance where i haven’t come through for you. right, if you were truly comfortable, you’d be comfortable wearing l’eau d’mansweat. you know, what men wear. /flexes his bicep except you can’t see it bc he’s wearing a suit lol. people? what people? /looks around; adfsldf RYAN LIKES IT omg i need to go away. oh please. i’m too old for cologne. that’s definitely a…young people thing. /vague hand motion in erek’s direction. hm, okay. tell that to me when you’re not wearing fancy deodorant. aww, thanks. i thought so. ;D

/lol yup just swats his hand away; when erek says ‘you’ve got me blushing’ just reaches over with his free hand and pinches him on the cheek LOL. yeah, me too, bud. what a shame. next time, huh? /winks. we could…always do the free show now? /blinks and shrugs.

[erekw]

okay, you're reliable, but i think we can both agree i've come through for you more than you have for me. 8))) just think of all the times i've rescued you. /laughs.) i wear that every day when i'm on the field. you get sick of it, you know? but no, no, of course it suits you. you're positively manly. you stink of .. man smell. /stifles a laugh.) normal people, nathan. /smirks ; WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.) aren't i young? i'm still young, right? /shakes head.) i quite like this. the cologne, i mean. 

/reaches up and pats nathan's hand while it's on his cheek ; just smiles.) next time, then. is that a promise? i'll have to take you up on that. /glances around.) now? if you're confident with all these people, in the middle of the street, ehehe. wouldn't you prefer someplace a little more private?

[profchambers-blog]

oh please. /rolls eyes and flourishes hands. i’m the campiest person you know, probably, you’re really gonna doubt my abilities? smells like… /sniffs air, brings nose closer to erek. this. /motions at erek. seriously, who wears cologne these days? unless you don’t shower. in which case, that’s just unhygienic. oh suuuure. that’s what they all say. they just can’t admit how sexy a sixty-year-old man can be. ;D

they sure do, bud. let me make the call now. /whips out his phone, omg he’s got it on speed dial, glances around as it connects. hey, eduardo! how’s the wife and kids? listen — i’ve got a friend in town this weekend, and he’s…well, it’s his first time. so i was wonderin’ if you could reserve a private booth. /winks at erek. what? fifty pounds upfront? oh, c’mon…you know i’m on a teacher’s salary. ouch, that’s harsh, mate. fine. if you can’t even help my friend realize his blooming and frankly quite obvious homosexuality, we’ll just take our business to the naked ladies clubs. yeah, good day to you too, mate. /hangs up, sticks the phone back into his pocket, looks at erek and shakes head. sorry, bud, i tried. but hey, naked ladies, right?? 

[erekw]

i already do doubt your abilities. /teasing smile.) .. ? /stands still ; eyes widen a little in amusement.) i wear cologne, because i like it and it makes me feel .. comfortable, for lack of a better word. /nonchalant.) besides, i'm fairly sure some people like it, besides me. maybe you should try some. i'm sure if it's added to your charm, the ladies won't be able to resist you ;). /pretends to be offended.) i do shower! twice, if i can, depending on where i've gone. you don't look a day over thirty. ;D

what ... ? /watches him omg now you're just scaring him and he's like wait no stop STOP.) you're not actually going to ... hey, nathan. hey. /trying to grab his phone, though i'm sure nathan blocked him kfjhgf.) oh god, stop that, you rascal. you've got me blushing now that everyone knows. /just stops and laughs.) oh no. disappointing. heart-breaking, really. i was really looking forward to that. i'm not sure i'll enjoy this quite as much now that i know i could've seen something else. ah, well, i'll take what i can get /playing along ; winks.) though you could always make it up to me by giving me a free show of your own.

[profchambers-blog]

really. /looks him down, steps closer. ‘cos you know, i have a great gaydar. impeccable. i can smell homo from ten miles away. you sure you wanna contest that power? /omg nathan’s just fucking with him lolol don’t take him seriously.

/blinks twice. that’s an excellent idea, erek! i’ll make the reservations now~ 8) /omg i don’t actually know if he’s joking or not.

[erekw]

really. /reassuring look ; starts smiling.) you? i could've never guessed that. O: /grins.) really? /lifts front of shirt to his nose to smell.) and what does homo smell like? enlighten me. /crooked smile.) sure, i do. i haven't felt attracted to a man since ... i can't remember the last time i've felt attracted to a man. handsome as you are, nathan. ;)

/blinks ; surprised.) have they actually got something like that near here? /hopes he's joking LOLOL.)

[profchambers-blog]

even if you didn’t say it, erek, the implications. c;

hey, so you free this saturday night to watch a bunch of dancing naked ladies, or what?

[erekw]

why, i don't believe i've done anything to deserve such thing. 8) ;;;

i'm - what - oh. oh, sure, why not. though if you really are so sure that i'm gay, why don't you ask me to watch a bunch of dancing naked men on my free saturday night? /laughs.) i'll see if i have anything then.

[profchambers-blog]

#THERE IS JUST NO WAY FOR MY CHARACTERS NOT TO BE GAY

you’ve got that right, mister.

[erekw]

i don't remember saying that 8) ;;

[profchambers-blog]

jeeeesus christ can we just look at this

I MEAN

rdj’s got his hand on thiddles the entire time and they are essentially eye-fucking

i can’t

I CAN’T

[t-o-m-h-i-d-d-l-e-s-t-o-n-deact]

[naid-a-blog]

ooc:  I know I’ve been horrible and saying that I would be on this, but starting this month, I’m just going to busy until late night, which is probably going to tire me out. Mind you, I will have free time and you will see me on my personal from time to time, but I am definitely not prioritizing this rp as much as I should, SO I am pulling myself out of this rp. I know I didn’t put a lot of attention to here and I deeply apologize for it. but I will delete this account by the end of tonight. Goodbye, and if you guys want to get to know  me, say drop by my personal or mm and say hello. (: I’m so sorry, but I’m just nervous about my freshman year in college and I don’t want to screw it up! 

[erekw]

NOOOOOO BB. IT'S OKAY. but you can be sure i will be attacking you on skype. kekeke. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SCREW UP FIRST YEAR. I SCREWED UP FIRST YEAR. DOnT DO WHAT I DID. :3 but like i said, i will be attacking you on skype. iluuu. <333333 DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, BABEH  

[dorcas-collins-blog]

so feelings and other shit. 

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[erekw]

don't feel like you're obliged to stay with someone because of friends and family, because in the long run, you're the one going to be unhappy. your friends and your family, and even charlie will understand in time, and if they don't, what the fuck, because you shouldn't be forcing yourself to do this, especially if it's bothering you. i'm basically repeating what everyone else has been saying. 

if you're feeling that breaking up with him will make him feel like you've wasted his time or thattt he broke that promise about dating for nothing, don't. dating's all about taking chances with someone, and that's how you know that you're not right for each other. there's nothing wrong with that. 

anyway, do what you feel is right. i'm probably in no position to give relationship advice, but i really really really do hope that everything will work out between you two. and don't worry, cuba. you can always come to us about these things. i love you bb. ; 3; <333

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/pouts a little.) that’s a little disappointing. five against one? is this how you’re spending your leave now, then? getting caught in five-on-one spats you see on the street? d’you need a side kick? do i get to wear spandex? /rubs his neck.) did he tell you his name at least? .. sorta reminds me of myself actually. i remember getting my ass kicked so hard i couldn’t see straight for days because i couldn’t hold my tongue. i think you skipped ‘baby’ and went straight for sugar buns and sweet muffin. i likes those, too, actually. /snorts ; shaking his head ; wags his finger.) nuh -uh. no sir, you are not getting out of this one. i know where you live. if you run and make me pay for it, i will take the cost of it straight from your wallet. when you have a sloppy drunk on your hands you buy them another drink. /grinsss.) er - it was sort of like begging. definitely seemed desperate. seems like an okay kid though, if he wants to join the army so bad, right? /sputters ; taken aback.) oi! what’s that supposed to mean?

[erekw]

/rubs back of neck sheepishly.) i .. try not to? i mean, you know with my condition but. :l ; you can wear your underwear over your pants and then we'll see if we can call you my sidekick. /smirks.) yeah. name's ryan .. /rolls eyes up to think, bites bottom lip.) gallagher.  what, you too? guess we've all got pretty messed up childhood lives. you, though? really? /grins.) HAH! /leans back and laughs.) sugar buns. that's one of my favourites. oh, is that what i'm supposed to do? if you were sloppy drunk, i could get you water and you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference. i will be a dear old friend and help you with your hangover. /squints.) i didn't see you helping me when i got drunk and i was up dancing on top of bars. I: !! i suppose, yeah. as long as he's not a brat, right? /hah.) he's all yours anyway. you know what it's supposed to mean! that's right, i said it. 8DD /backs away.)

[mol-weasley-deactivated20121021]

So umm. Hi everyone. I am still alive.

Could everyone reblog this post with the link to their character blogs? I love looking at those things. Sorry I’ve been absent. Life is kicking me in the ass.

Now I need to go figure out how to shower without a shower curtain.

[colt-ivers]

HI HI I MISS YOU

and wow wtf your roommate is rude

also sorry the url of my chara blog is so unbelievably annoying sob

[erekw]

omg what the. D: I HAE MISSED YOU TARYN COME BACK TO MEEEEE. actually i should come back to you wtf i'm an asshole who doesn't talk on skype. sorry. ;~;

chara blog. 8D

[hiddle-stoners]

(★) A-Z of Tom Hiddleston || F is for… Fashion.

[erekw]

 #ew tbh / totally ic / OR IS IT / idk but i really do have to FUCK GO OMG #I'M GOING TO BE LATE U PIECE OF SHITS

GOOD BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!