gghyyyyyaaaaaa!!!

[ergbolli45]

[ergbolli45]

[ergbolli45]

Superhero🇵🇸 🇵🇸

Silent, silent, silent heart. Pressed against your chest, how hollow rings the last breath that will follow now that our ways must part.

Soon your hand will let me fall, no more strength to hold me closer. I was never but a poser a large shadow 'gainst a wall.

Gone the days you made me fly gone the warmth inside your pockets... Tears can't fall from plastic sockets - heroes are not meant to cry.

But my grief is stark and true as they pick you from the rubble my soul lashes at the struggle not to stand  stand... stand...                               ...and follow you.

Lying bare to eyes divine ours, a bond no man can sever, my soul rests with you forever my sweet child of Palestine.

(Source)

[deathbyoctopi]

This is the reason Luo Yunxi is no longer allowed to eat on set

[wangxianswuji]

Sexy eatin hm? 🤤

How about that?

[ergbolli45]

@alipeeps

😍😍😍

[ergbolli45]

take me back to the ship wars... I'd rather be arguing with people screaming MY SHIP IS BETTER than with idiots claiming YOUR SHIP IS ILLEGAL whatever that means -_-

[ratmail]

my favorite angry man !! part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4

Shen Yuan transmigrates but instead of Shen Jiu just magically disappearing, hes kinda like a virus, cus the system doesn't know how to get rid of him

he ends up just following sy around and judging his life choices (and eventually sqh since he can also see him/system)

tism is tisming

i just want more angry man shen jiu content man i need that man to have a somewhat happy ending please and Thank u

[ergbolli45]

ORIGINAL SHEN IS A VIRUS HAHAHA scum.exe I love it!!! XD

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[sharkangelic]

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.  The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4

The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.

Sauron.

Isildur

Deagol

Sméagol

Bilbo

Frodo

Samwise

[kaispeakshermind]

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

[uberguber89]

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[animanightmate]

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

[elidyce]

From the ring’s perspective:

1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.

2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.

3. What the fuck is you?

4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.

5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.

6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 

7. FUCK

8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 

9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* 

[kiwivee]

[kelssiel]

you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!

[clearwillow]

And here I didn’t think we could top Deagol holding the ring for the rest of his life I am so glad for these additions

[xueyangdaily]

[thymianne]

They look as if they freshly broke up.

[ergbolli45]

I want to give them a HUG!!!

And then force them to hug each other and make up!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Through the sheer force of willpower, I have reached comic #100 of my MDZS audiobook re-draw project and reached another follower milestone! Thank you for cheering me on as I learnt to accept myself as an artist, I'm truly beyond words B'*).

So allow me to put it into a picture! It's Raffle Time: The Sequel!

Entry dates are from Sept 28th-Oct 15th (23:59 EST), after that I will select winners! I’ll pick 3 people (at random), plus 1 extra winner for every 50 reblogs!

RULES:

1) Reblog this post and write in the tags what you would like me to draw for you;

Make sure to write the character name & series they are from.

OCs are welcome, but tell me where I can find those details (e.g; #my oc cloudtrotter #in my oc tag on my blog).

You can also leave a little prompt, if you’d like!

This makes it a lot easier for me to start drawing ASAP, and not lose time trying to track down people.

Note: If you don't leave comment in the tag or say 'surprise me', Its a 70% chance I'll draw your icon. 30% true surprise.

Note 2 : If it’s something I’m not comfortable drawing, or ambiguous, I will contact you for alternatives!

2) Please be following me; this is a follower thank you after all!

[ergbolli45]

could you put visual to this stupid concept?? XD

[deathbyoctopi]

XueXiao festival! 4 fics ahead!!! >w<

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Just 10 more days for XueXiao Mid-Autumn Festival Event!!! I'm so excited for this event, and already writing and polishing my fics...

The prompts were all very cute, I was conflicted choosing...

Here's my plan!

Day 1: marriage (red robes! red robes!!!)

Day 2: reunion

Day 3: dark Xiao Xingchen >:3

Day 4: surprise!! XD

I hope you all get pumped-out for this event!! Readers and writers alike, let's all have a beautiful mid-autumn festival! ^-^

[jadedbirch]

Can you stop shipping the literal canon homophobe with the canon gay guy? Like seriously it's gross and homophobic and disrespectful to literal gay people and the literal gay characters. The only person Wangji will ever be with is Wei Ying. They are the only canon gay characters and don't work with anyone else. The author herself said so and said to never break up Wangxian or switch their dynamic. If you do you are not real fans or never read the novel. Typical westerners.

Dear summer child,

I shall address your love letter point by point and sentence by sentence.

Can you stop shipping the literal canon homophobe with the canon gay guy? No. (Also WHAT???)

Like seriously it's gross and homophobic and disrespectful to literal gay people and the literal gay characters. As a literal gay person, I thank you for your concern.

The only person Wangji will ever be with is Wei Ying. That is your headcanon to enjoy. Mazel tov!

They are the only canon gay characters and don't work with anyone else. Oh, I see. You have a very poor grasp of the concept of fan fiction. I have linked you to a very informative article about it.

The author herself said so and said to never break up Wangxian or switch their dynamic. Death of the Author. You're welcome for the free lesson.

If you do you are not real fans or never read the novel. Buddy, sometimes I WISH I had not read the novel, but alas, every word of it including the extras which is probably why I no longer ship Wangxian exclusively. (Brain bleach forever!)

Typical westerners. LMAO

P.S. My very gay wife also says you need to go outside and touch a lot of grass.

P.P.S. I can't believe this is what you're mad about and not the incest.

Seriously, do consider my wife's advice rather than waste your time sending ANONYMOUS messages to people on the internet who are older, smarter, and more educated than you. You'll be much happier and the world will be a better place.

[ergbolli45]

Hey, OP

Are you fucking serious???

[deathbyoctopi]

YOU CANNOT WRITE SLEUTH WITHOUT SLUT!!!

[deng-yi-deng]

tiny sharp kitten teeth wet meow meow ttj

[ergbolli45]

this tag needs to be saved for posterity

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Besties can't enable pvp on each other, right?

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