Ride The Spiral To The End

Seth, 26, servant of christ

[tomstoast]

I really scunched it up this time, didn't I my dear? :(

[tomstoast]

We really glossed over the whole scunch lung situation I think

[tomstoast]

They diagnosed me with scunch lung :(

[jakemorph]

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

[tomstoast]

I heard winter is gonna be canceled this year bc of budget cuts

[ergo-spherically]

also how is pusha t allowed to say "yellow diamonds look like pee pee" and no one gives him shit about it

[ergo-spherically]

I'm ripping through an average of 4 uncrustables a day they don't make em like me anymore

[ergo-spherically]

the sexual tension between me and absolutely everyone everywhere at all times

[ergo-spherically]

cum time (time to cum)

[ergo-spherically]

just got my nuts gobbled my a white girl named michael

[ergo-spherically]

you couldn't make sk8er boi today. because of woke?

[ergo-spherically]

got fisted by big foot yeah that shit was crazy

got your girl on my phone and she's calling me lady

[tomstoast]

yayy tamping down this soft earth #mytamping

[tomstoast]

Getting giles coreyed with mama 💚

[ergo-spherically]

with all the blood in my cock my thoughts can move around easier because there's less blood in the way which makes me smarter

[toskarin]

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

[toskarin]

I thought you were all shitposting

[dualboot-dollbot]

they haven't announced anything. stop blindly trusting leaks like this

[toskarin]

are we watching the same show

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like

[tomstoast]

OP i couldn't stop thinking abt this fish so I made this for u