Eric Van der Woodsen

Eric Julian Van der Woodsen. Nineteen. Elite.

[jennytallulah]

Is it impossible to get some alone time in New York? Either tell me what you want, or go away.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

.. And hello to you too.

[ireviival-archive-deactivated20]

You’ve got to be kidding me…

[eric-vdwoodsen]

What’s wrong?

[carterbaiizen]

Hey, least you’re sticking to it. Just…avoid bars.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Gee, that's what I have to do? Hadn't thought of it.

Why do you think I'm focusing on homework so much?

[carterbaiizen]

You’re still doing that?

[eric-vdwoodsen]

What, seeing my doctor? I have to. At least for another three months, but obviously the frequency decreases every few weeks.

[carterbaiizen]

I think I’m falling asleep here, dude. Again.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Hey, complain with my doctor, not me.

[manhattansbass]

When are you going to get it? We are not related.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

When are you going to get it? We don't have to be related to be family. I know you're pushing me away because that's how you deal with pain, but that doesn't mean I won't be here when you need me. You can't chase me away, Chuck, no matter what you say. I'm here for you.

[carterbaiizen]

Is this what happens when a person goes too long without alcohol? They turn into giant nerds? I’m never sobering up.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Sobriety is the road to a successful life and long lasting relationships. Or so I'm told.

[carterbaiizen]

I feel like this is you trying to cry out and beg me to take the text books away from you Eric. And I’m not going to lie, I want to.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

It's not! Okay, it's not the most thrilling way to spend your day, but at least I won't have to worry about it later on during classes.

[catherinearchibald]

What? What do you want me to say?

[eric-vdwoodsen]

I want you to drop the tough girl act. Anyone with eyes can see this isn't you.

[catherinearchibald]

It is if it’s willing given up. It’s not a big deal, I don’t know why you’re acting this way.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Cate, come on.

[carterbaiizen]

What? No way, Eric. Not working with you on this one. I refuse to support anything that kills entertainment.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Whatever. I'm proud of doing math, makes me feel all grown up and stuff, leaving the procrastination behind.

[carterbaiizen]

Oh yeah, you were real smart that day you walked in on me in that bar.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Okay that was an off day. I'm trying here, work with me!

[catherinearchibald]

Very observant. Excuse me? As if that’s any of your business.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

I thought we were trying to be friends. Isn't it a friends' business?

[catherinearchibald]

You say that like I’m the only one who’s ever made a decision out of boredom before.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

And you got a piercing. Is this because of your dad?

[carterbaiizen]

You have got to be the first teenage male to willingly choose math over video games. Ever.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Haven't you noticed? I'm making smart choices now.

[manhattansbass]

I just put my father in the ground, what makes you think I’d want to stick around and listen to all of you gossip about your pathetic lives?

[eric-vdwoodsen]

I just wanted you to know I'm here if you need me.

[tyler-waldorf-deactivated201411]

When I first sat down, I was doing homework. But now I seem to have ended up doodling. I blame this Trigonometry thing. Too boring to keep my interest.

[eric-vdwoodsen]

Looks like we're both stuck on math, then. I dozed off for a while and when I got my thoughts straight I'd written some weird ass poem. Talk about boring.