i hope you had the time of your life.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

[neysqueen-deactivated20141018]

I CAN’T BREATH

[surprisebitch]

truth tea spilled

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

i stopped studying because of this

[vicsagesux69]

tHIS GERMAN GIRL WANTED A HORSE BUT HER PARENTS SAID NO SO SHE TRAINED UP HER COW

[vicsagesux69]

this is important to me i need you all to see it

[oldbragofmyheart-deactivated202]

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed) vs see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

[unflirtatious]

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

[viergacht]

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

WHAT THE FUCk

[boots-n-cats]

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

[ed-sheeran]

Ed Sheeran + being himself in interviews.

[theartofangirling]

What's that you said about the supernatural fandom having a gif for everything?

bonus:

[rhydonmyhardon]

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

[mostly10]

okay but imagine harry potter as a long-running tv-show though.

tenish episodes per season, spread over an entire “school year”, for seven years.

they could actually give attention to side plots and they could flesh out things that aren’t explicit in the books and if they wanted to go crazy and do a 22-episode season they could really give a life to the books that they never got.

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[ericahasnosoul-blog]

Goddamnit that was adorable

[gerrymanderer]

[abattlelostbutnotthewar-deactiv]

If you don’t like this movie, you’ve never seen it or you’re lying.

[mazelt0v]

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

[howunpleasant-deactivated201508]

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

[willsherod-deactivated20140210]

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

[ancestor]

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

[nosdrinker]

this is hell

[trash-gargoyle]

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

…

seriously, grow up please.

[ancestor]

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

[youngbunny]

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

[dedication-is-sexy-deactivated2]

done

[runiqu]

My brother killed himself on the twenty-eighth Thursday of last year and I missed four days of work and my mom wanted to know ‘Why’. My brother he was always a fan of beauty but what he did was not beautiful at all. And last week I got the news that one of my good friends from high school had overdosed (again) except this time she’d gone too far and now she was gone. And I had a hard time falling asleep at night and her mother hugged me tight and thanked me for coming to the service but I did not want to be there at all. This is not beautiful. The girl down the street would’ve turned 21 last year and I can scarcely imagine the wild times she would’ve (should’ve) had. But she is buried six feet deep after falling nearly 300 and she did not leave a note. This is not beautiful. My freshman year of college and my roommate was beautiful and how I wanted to be just like her. But she wore herself down till she was almost invisible and if you blinked you had to go and find her all over again. So now her parents are no longer supporting her college tuition but are paying her hospital bills watching their daughter crumble. This is not beautiful. So y’all can take your narcissistic romanticizing and glamorizing of self harm and eating disorders and committing suicide and shove them as far up your ass as you possibly can. Starvation is not beautiful. Killing yourself is not beautiful. Sadness is not beautiful. This note I am writing is not beautiful. But you you are beautiful and it’s about damn time you start believing it.

(via runiqu)

Everybody should reblog this wow

(via ily-okk)

wow

(via deathtraders)

[anxiouspineapples]