🖊 + Dealbreaker
Erick lay back, enjoying the warmth and weight of his beautiful girlfriend laying across his torso, snuggled on the soft furs of his bed.
"Erick, you've had lots of girls before me..." she muttered, clearly intending to lead into a question.
"None so beautiful, and none who made my heart sing so." he replied, mentally congratulating himself on a smooth reply.
She looked up at him, rolling her gorgeous yellow eyes at him, but smiling nonetheless. "What was the strangest reason you broke up with one?"
Erick's eyes drifted to the ceiling. That was quite the question, but it was one that brought a specific story to mind.
"Well, back when I fought in the bloodsands, there was this cute au ra girl, worked as one of the behind the scenes crew, moving stuff into place, operating the equipment, that sorta thing. We started seeing each other after some lovely talks backstage before my matches, and it was nice for a time. Our first night together was delightful, even with me being comparatively less experienced."
Meya tickled his ribs. "Inexperienced you must have been fun to see."
Erick giggled, swatting at her fingers before intertwining them into his to restrict their mischief. "Hard to imagine, I know. But the dealbreaker came on our second night together. She had a particular kink, you see, and it was one that I couldn't handle."
Meya blinked. "Really?"
Erick nodded. "She wanted me to call her Granny when I was inside her."
Meya blinked, twice. ".... what"
Erick sighed. "I wish I was making this up. She looked me in the eye and asked me to call her granny while I was fucking her. Said that it would help her finish. I don't think I'd ever put my pants on that fast without a pack of angry hounds after me."
Meya looked him deep in the eyes, as if looking for a sign he was telling a joke. Finding none, she let out a breath, then resettled herself in and snuggled close. "Well, I'll do my best not to do the same."
"I appreciate it, my darling," he said, returning to stroking her hair, banishing the thought of the cute eastern girl with the odd kink from his mind.


















