[studentlifeproblems]

[sunfiowyr]

[wowhead]

!!!!ATTENTION!!!! IT’S THE LAST ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY OF THE DECADE!!!

HAPPY ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY!!!!

HAPPY ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY!!!!!!!

[kamchatka2054]

Better make it count

[axel2005]

[pukicho]

I hate how other planets are so far away. Like, come here lol

[pukicho]

[saffronia-archive]

WHAT THE HELL IS SEX

[mousedrive]

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[great-tweets]

[teasugarsalt]

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

[pipistrellus]

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

[kinky-space-nerd]

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

[gothcostco]

[catchymemes]

[sylferino]

im inviting all my mutuals to cock dick ball with me this holiday season

[carnival-phantasm]

I just hope John Green doesn’t show up uninvited again…

[sylferino]

no worries, i wounded his leg before he could get to the door

[carnival-phantasm]

You are a fool if you think losing a leg or two is enough to keep John Green away from cock

[sylferino]

uh okay i guess i’ll check on the cock dicks then

[sylferino]

DEAR LORD THEYRE GONE THEYRE ALL GONE

[carnival-phantasm]

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

i installed the owo extnesion. what a terrible decision

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

im going to be sick

[transstripes-deactivated2018033]

[fanotastic]

Soda is bubbly soup.

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Soup is boring soda.

[fanotastic]

Make your own goddamn controversial post

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

you fuckin heard me.

[fanotastic]

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

O hmy god

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

[shibari-babe-deactivated2019042]

I’m disturbed

[brightgreencrayon]

This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.

[damianmcgintleman]

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

[ilstack]

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

[broadstreets]

[expressions-of-nature]

Altai Mountains by Sergio

[slopaganda]

just in case nobody told you today:

you are beautiful

you are strong

your dick is huge

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[kamadaeva]

[dollmaycry]

[teathattast]

smal

[teathattast]

two of them

[just-yet]

do it again

[teathattast]

[cathodecryptid]

mitosis..

[teathattast]

meowtosis