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Both my brother and I both experience zero sexual attraction to people in general however while I call myself Asexual he has informed me that he prefers to consider himself “unaffiliated”

teaboot

Me: Swinging both ways equally at a frequency of zero

He: Not swinging anywhere 100% of the time

daily-spooky

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depsidase

auckie

https://x.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1765391777580912958?s=20

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PLEASE GD IF YOU LOVE AND WANT TRAINS

eroscestlavie

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good

eroscestlavie

FORGOT to provide Evidence

afishinspace

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

eroscestlavie

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

quote-bomber

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

solarmama-plantsareneat

Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

atlinmerrick

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

thebibliosphere

Isn't the guy on the bike meant to be a police officer? I seem to remember being told that on an older post of this video.

If so, even funnier. 100/10.

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my one fear is if a vapire drank my blood and made a face and then tried to politely cover it up for my sakes like 'nooooo your blood is fine i swear mmm yum' i think id literally kill myself in front of them

maykitz

when people share around those maps depicting the latest UN vote on making food a human right or lifting the cuba embargo or whatever and it shows that for the 34th consecutive year only the usa and their main bitch voted against it i'm always like okay well but what conclusion do you want me to draw from this other than that the UN is pointless

grickle14

The people under the stairs.

teaboot

to be fair I'd react the same if I found a living person in my basement

marvellegends

dalenthas

Look y'all, this reveal means so much to me. So many times in movies these days there are big reveals for the audience’s benefit that mean absolutely nothing in the context of the story or to the characters in it. I’m talking the Thanos cameo in the Avengers’ stinger, I’m talking Benedict CumberKhan in Star Trek, I’m talking about every hackneyed “This character is actually this other character” when in universe nobody knows nor cares about their true identity.

But here? This reveal? This is a Big Reveal for us, Peter B Parker, and Miles, all on different levels. We and Peter both know Doc Ock is a portly dude, not a woman. We know the name Octavius… Otto Octavius. But when she says her name is Olivia Octavius we’re clued in to the fact that Doctor Octopus is a woman in this universe. And she has Peter captive.

Miles, if he was paying attention in science class earlier in the movie, would have known her name was Olivia Octavius, but that doesn’t mean anything to him, why would it? Liv has apparently been very good about keeping her supervillainy a secret. She’s in educational videos shown in high-schools. So to Miles, the reveal here is this scientist lady, who he knew enough about to know was the head scientist at Alchemax, is a supervillain. He gets the reveal a second or two after Peter.

And the movie? It was dropping hints the entire time, confident in our expectations blinding is to the truth. Olivia’s name was partially visible when Miles got to science class. Her glasses are octagonal. The lights in her lab are octagonal. We know she’s working with the Kingpin. Why wouldn’t she be a supervillain? Because she’s hot? Hell, Peter even says he needs to reexamine his internal biases. Maybe he was telling us that we should too.

It’s a reveal for us, and for our heroes. It means something, both in-universe and out. And that makes it infinitely better than other similar reveals.

teaboot

Imagine you’re heading into a lab belonging to world famous children’s educator slash scientist Bill Nye’s place of work to help your midle-aged interdimensional dumb uncle-figure back to his own dimension only to lose track of him and find out that in His universe there’s a wanted criminal slash domestic terrorist named Beatrice Elizabeth Nye who tried to bone his aunt, and also Bill Nye is their cosmic parallel who is also, surprise! Secretly evil and has probably already boned his aunt