Humbled.

23 years old. Junior Accountant. I serve pizza and beer. I'm an accurate depiction of an Aquarius.

[endofeva1997]

i had no fucking clue until yesterday that jeb bush’s name isn’t fucking jeb those are his initials. john ellis bush. yes just like fucking GOB/george oscar bluth on arrested development good fucking god

[officiallordvetinari]

‘Jeb Bush’ is equivalent to ‘ATM machine’

[dennys]

If you’re up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

dennys you’re taking a serious risk here don’t forget people actually tried drilling holes in their iphones to get the headphone jack back

[0925home]

[420brayfucks]

Look at this fossil

[theghostofmikeyway]

i’m not sure if you’re talking about Britney, Internet explorer, Messenger, windows xp or the old youtube

[eggzaki]

the calming purple of azlyrics

[delosreyez]

[thetrippytrip]

Scientists unveil a “Thief proof” handbag.  Apparently 99.9% of men couldn’t correctly locate the zipper

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

*is dead inside but still life of the party*

[erikanbaxter]

2005: emo

2015: emo renaissance

[databasecorrupted]

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

[kimojunk]

HE WAS WORKING THERE

[elpatrixf]

[cochleacochlea]

[devildaisies]

i hatched some eggs in pkmn go

[256gb]

fukken shred it my man

[sprousetwinsblog]

[sintisinmi]

Obama and Michelle

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[sylfire-deactivated20181203]

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

[zoomerbro]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Stephen Colbert went to visit Jon Stewart — and then brought back “Stephen Colbert” to rip on Trump