UK YouTube Mpreg

Mpreg is coming for your faves. Are you with us? Or against us?

[thempregmachine]

Hello everyone!

This blog is being run to turn everything that the UKYT scene does into something mpreg related.

While we can have fun joking about these real life people getting pregnant, having kids, or being together with each other, we should always be respectful of their autonomy as private individuals in the world. This blog will do its best to only host widely known public information and to be respectful to the creators it mentions.

Mod also cannot know/like every single creator, so your fav may not actually be mpreg'd here. It'll mostly be focusing on the Sidemen & Troops part of the scene, with a small foray into Shut Up I'm Talking or Dan and Phil.

Also, just because men are being paired together here and it's "mpreg" doesn't mean we discrimate against our lovely ladies, there may be some fpreg appearances too!

Please be respectful! If you do not like mpreg, pregnancy, or birth, just do not interact with this blog and block it so you don't see it around. Mod understands that this is not everyone's cup of tea and that is fine, but it is also Mod's cup of tea so please don't be mean about it.

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: We Tested Every Banned Snack

Despite the near constant nausea around intense smells and foods that look unappealing, Will can't stop thinking about food. He even chooses junk food to buy on WhatNot during their advert instead of going with his usual Pokemon cards.

[blond-shell]

no and i can take it further

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: Last To Pee Wins $100,000

Ethan was already well known for needing to use the restroom often, but pregnancy has substantially decreased the size of his bladder. It's no shock to anyone when he has to tap out first.

OR

Ethan goes to see the medic during a Sidemen challenge in which they have to try not to pee, where it is then revealed that he had a cryptic pregnancy and is in active labor. The contractions were covered by the need to pee and the baby is coming imminently.

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: Guess Who's Drunk

After having to change the video idea suddenly to a guessing game from a sober vs drunk team, their guests have to both determine who's pregnant through who's sober as a fun way of revealing it to the FFW audience.

[ilikeglapea03]

FFW but that's why he isn't drinking (HMLUM plot)

probably also part of the announcement, like its partly that he drove in, partly Magpie

[ilikeglapea03]

"Howay man!" George snorted a giggle, slouched in against the car seat in the back of the car, "Knew it wasn't you."

"Chris missed out," Will looked back to make sure he'd managed the seat belt alright, Arthur next to him daydreaming off out the window already. "Abandoned him to slave away in the kitchen with the baby, typical."

"He's doing a shoot somewhere else," George assured him as if he'd been serious, "So..."

"So?" Will tried not to smile as he started driving, eyes flicking back to catch George's knowing look in the rear view mirror.

"I wasn't going to say it out loud," George raised his eyebrows, "Are you-"

"Do you steal Juno's bike?" Arthur blinked at him as he cut off George's guesswork.

"Yeah." Will laughed at that, "You didn’t sober up any in the river?"

"I'm fine." Arthur pointed towards the middle distance in a vaguely reassuring way which didn't help his case.

"I'm sure Chris has a decent dinner waiting for yous." Will said, "Are Bach and Hill?"

"You avoided my question, or Art interrupted," George leaned forward a bit to properly look for visual evidence, "You tried much of the new rodds flavour?"

"I've tasted it, yeah."

"Will, seat belt gives it away a bit." George touched his arm, "Well done."

"I think you’re supposed to say congratulations, well done makes it sound more... purposeful."

"Jim knows then?"

"He found out first. Again." Will smiled at that, "You can put it on the voice over if you want, probably need to announce it soon."

"The coffee flavour?" Arthur turned to look at him again.

"No," he had to roll his eyes at that, "The baby."

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: YouTubers Gone Fishing

It was easy to hide the pregnancy in all other regards. A big jumper layered under a waterproof could be excused with the cold rain, drinking slowly just got him ribbed by the other boys like usual, and non-alcoholic beer was ordered privately in place of a usual pint. However, exhaustion after a half day on his feet and some misadventures in a leaky rowboat couldn't be staved off with the tiredness of pregnancy already present.

[bonivers]

one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

[thempregmachine]

The Clause

Summary:

Offshoot from The Contract!

Mod Review: This fic does require The Contract to be read before it's understandable, but essentially it's a cryptic pregnancy discovered in the late months during a contractual relationship where both sides discovered feelings. What's not to love?

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: I Spent $1000 On Facebook Marketplace

The moment that the condoms came out, the jokes about not using them prior to getting knocked up followed. Much to the chagrin of the staff who had to put up with them while also worrying about an early-trimester hormonal meltdown.

[ilikeglapea03]

December 2024

"Put them down, I can take them to the bin," James reached for him as he got up, one hand circling his waist while the other reached around to take on of the watermelons from him, "You're not supposed to lift anything."

"Anything heavy," Will corrected, but even as he spoke James had set the first one down and taken the other one from him, "This is all within the limit, I can still lift two fucking melons."

"But you don't need to," James touched his arm and brought him in closer to the seat he'd just vacated, "I'll do the tidying up, yeah? You'll sit there and relax."

"I don't need a sit down, Jamie," Will groused but didn’t fight him this time, his eyes catching instead of the watch that now decorated James' wrist, "Looks good on you."

"Thank you, Will." James dipped to kiss his head. He was glad that Will’s attention had shortened with the brain fog, else he knew the other man might've thrown more of a tantrum about being coddled.

But James couldn't help it. He needed to see that Will was alright, even if it earned him a few annoyed swats and some whinging. Even if it meant that he had to get Juno from Will’s arms whenever he caught him carrying her around; the watermelons might be under the weight limit, but an almost four year old wasn't.

"We're cutting up two of them for people to scran," Will caught him before he picked them up again, "The one that had the box and the dropped one can go on the bin... if you could bring us a slice?"

"Of course... is that what Lyra wants?" He knelt by him, speaking almost conspiratorially, hand reaching where he knew the baby lay.

"Maybe? Just fancy something a bit fresh, I think," Will touched his wrist with a gentle squeeze, "You don’t have to be so touchy, you know... I don’t expect you to make up for anything."

"I'm not," James shook his head, "I'm just taking care of you. Properly. if that involves nagging you and bringing you whatever you want then that's what I'll do. Always."

[icantspellthings]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: SIDEMEN SURVIVE THE FOREST FOR 24 HOURS

Tobi, Josh, and JJ spend their task token on food instead of something for the entire group due to one of them being pregnant and craving it. When arguing about whether or not they should share with the other boys, Josh makes the argument that being pregnant is quite hard work and thus the expectant Sidemen deserves the food as much as Harry, Ethan, and Vik do for making the lean-to.

[thempregmachine]

Mod is feeling confident today. Drop us a video into the ask box and they'll make a mpreg prompt out of it!

[notlayingroses]

in my opinion, the question isn't "Is RPF ethical?" but rather "Are you engaging with RPF ethically?" and even more importantly, "Are you being stupid about it?"

I personally hate any kind morality thought policing. I'm not Catholic or religious and I do not feel guilty over my thoughts. You are not an inherently evil person because you saw two athletes in an interview and went "Hmmm...... what if...." The Feds are not going to come banging down your door because you wrote about one band member dicking down the other and sent it to your friend.

Wondering about other people's lives is very human. Being nosy about their personal lives is very normal. People have been writing fiction about other people's lives since the dawn of time. Some people even manage to write New York Times Bestselling Books that are "historical fiction" or "alternate reality." It does not make you inherently bad to be curious about the details of someone's personal life. That's being human. Being nosy is kind of fun.

The problem, however, comes with the ways in which people engage with it, and involve the real people in this. Harassing an musician's real girlfriend because it doesn't fit into the RPF ship. Showing up at real sporting events holding signs about how certain teammates should kiss. Trying to get actors to sign art of them fucking their coworker. Flooding social media with comments using the celebrity's full name and speculation. There's a line, there's a fourth wall, and there's fandom etiquette.

I hate the question of "Is RPF ethical" because it feels like morality thought policing. Post your fics on locked accounts, censor someone's name when you tweet about it, blow up your groupchat with hundreds of "DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER??" texts. It's not inherently evil to wonder what other people are doing when they're out of the spotlight. Kill the cop in your mind.

But just have some basic decency and do not involve the real people. Don't cross the line without caring how it affects them. This is basic fandom 101 and lately we have been flying too close to the damn sun! Everyone get more normal about RPF so major news outlets and magazines stop posting articles about "Is RPF ethical?" and blowing up our spot!

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: We Bought The Internet's Most Useless Gadgets

Sensitivity to smells isn't something that's shown as a pregnancy symptom in pop culture. After Will brings out boiled eggs in a recording, he quickly discovers it's one of his only tells.

[thempregmachine]

Can I Ask For More?

Summary:

They hadn't even been drunk when they'd fallen into bed with one another. It had been a slip up on feelings they shouldn't have had, actions they shouldn't have taken, and resulted in a memory neither would ever speak about until it was forced out into the open.

OR: James and Will accidentally make a family.

Mod Review: This fic is chalk full of angst, niche pregnancy symptoms, and miscommunications between our leading lads. Definitely worth checking out if you're in something for the long haul!