UK YouTube Mpreg

Mpreg is coming for your faves. Are you with us? Or against us?

[thempregmachine]

Hello everyone!

This blog is being run to turn everything that the UKYT scene does into something mpreg related.

While we can have fun joking about these real life people getting pregnant, having kids, or being together with each other, we should always be respectful of their autonomy as private individuals in the world. This blog will do its best to only host widely known public information and to be respectful to the creators it mentions.

Mod also cannot know/like every single creator, so your fav may not actually be mpreg'd here. It'll mostly be focusing on the Sidemen & Troops part of the scene, with a small foray into Shut Up I'm Talking or Dan and Phil.

Also, just because men are being paired together here and it's "mpreg" doesn't mean we discrimate against our lovely ladies, there may be some fpreg appearances too!

Please be respectful! If you do not like mpreg, pregnancy, or birth, just do not interact with this blog and block it so you don't see it around. Mod understands that this is not everyone's cup of tea and that is fine, but it is also Mod's cup of tea so please don't be mean about it.

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Video Prompt: We Spent $1000 On Police Evidence

Between the crowning imagery and the bra, it was inevitable that the pregnancy would get joked about endlessly through this video.

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Video Prompt: Tom Can't Do It Anymore... | Shut Up I'm Talking Podcast EP. 92

Heavily pregnant and moodier than ever, Tom refuses to leave the set after his water breaks when he knows his labor has already gone on for hours.

[ilikeglapea03]

in the mood to write some devastating shit rn

[ilikeglapea03]

"Why are you so angry today?" James poked his shoulder as soon as he could see the cameras packed away. "Will?"

"Fuck off."

"Mate, come on," James hoped to god it wasn't that things were now permanently different after that night... "At least look at me when I'm talking."

The video had been good, but the clashes between them were agony, especially trying to make it video friendly.

"James please, fuck off." Will turned further away, curling up around himself on his phone, hands white knuckling around it.

"No, Will, you know you can't fucking do this," James grabbed his shoulder and felt him contract in further if possible. Was he shaking? "I'm just saying, you don't get to stand there flexing about how you bought everything here and then acting normal and then shouting again.'

"James..."

"No, no seriously I know you didn't want to do today but I need the money and you promised we could do it," James told him, the anger seething through, "And I've said you can say whatever about the alcohol problem but not money, mate, that's not the same."

"Fuck off- Ow!" Will flinched in pain at James trying to pry him back.

"What?" He let go entirely, whatever temper tantrum he thought this was clearly it wasn't. "Are... are you crying?"

"Please go," Will held a hand to his mouth caught somewhere between sobbing and gagging, "Go away."

"Will..."

"I thought... they said there was more time after the second pill..." Will curled in on himself, "I thought it was enough."

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8 weeks later.

They'd ranked take aways today. James knew exactly why Will had moved from ranking unknown mystery sweets and caffeinated drinks, and somewhere deep down he was glad that it was all going well now.

"Are you heading home?" James asked after him, watching as he started to pack his things away. Did he look any different? Was he in baggy layers because of the cold or because...

The pills hadn't worked. He admitted in A&E that he'd thrown up after both of them from nerves, that he didn't want to retry it after a week. The problem was still there, so to speak.

Will hadn’t asked anything of James and James hadn’t offered. He was still angry about it all, about not being told, about being left out of the discussion. Even at the hospital Will had acted like it was nothing to do with him. James knew it definitely was though.

"Yeah," Will glanced up briefly, "Unless you need a lift to the station?"

"I'll take the underground, it's easier than you driving," James shook his head. "Or we can go and grab some dinner later, if you're feeling better?"

He heard himself and hated it, acting like it was a bug that had made Will so sick for weeks. He wasn't going to say it first though.

"... I don't... actually fuck it why not," Will seemed to decide on it, "I'll get you a hotel or something if you want."

Because they both knew James couldn't afford it. He knew Will would end up paying for dinner, that the fare for the new train would be tacked onto the £500 video money. James wanted to scoff at that, what was one more thing? He already funded his life and career and touring, he was already paying into his half of the coffee business idea, he already bought anything James needed, why not just fund the bastard child too?

"I can just stay in your guest room, no?"

"It's eh... it's getting redecorated."

James nodded along, allowing the lie. It was the nursery then.

"I'll take your sofa," He decided, "Like old times."

Like four months ago when they'd tumbled from sofa to wall to bed to floor and got themselves in the problem they were currently in. Will must've had the same memory, shuddering at it.

"Class," he nodded a single time and slung his back over his shoulder. "Ready?"

"Yeah. Should you be carrying your bag? I can take it?"

"I'm fine.' Will went ahead, "Don't need your help.'

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: British Men Try German Snacks

After a miscarriage scare, Will can't stop bringing up the pregnancy he has yet to announce. It makes an incredible amount of work for the editors but James can't really chastise him for it.

[sweetestboys]

Dinner would always be cooked, house would always be cleaned, needs would always be met…

[ilikeglapea03]

in the mood to write some devastating shit rn

[ilikeglapea03]

"Why are you so angry today?" James poked his shoulder as soon as he could see the cameras packed away. "Will?"

"Fuck off."

"Mate, come on," James hoped to god it wasn't that things were now permanently different after that night... "At least look at me when I'm talking."

The video had been good, but the clashes between them were agony, especially trying to make it video friendly.

"James please, fuck off." Will turned further away, curling up around himself on his phone, hands white knuckling around it.

"No, Will, you know you can't fucking do this," James grabbed his shoulder and felt him contract in further if possible. Was he shaking? "I'm just saying, you don't get to stand there flexing about how you bought everything here and then acting normal and then shouting again.'

"James..."

"No, no seriously I know you didn't want to do today but I need the money and you promised we could do it," James told him, the anger seething through, "And I've said you can say whatever about the alcohol problem but not money, mate, that's not the same."

"Fuck off- Ow!" Will flinched in pain at James trying to pry him back.

"What?" He let go entirely, whatever temper tantrum he thought this was clearly it wasn't. "Are... are you crying?"

"Please go," Will held a hand to his mouth caught somewhere between sobbing and gagging, "Go away."

"Will..."

"I thought... they said there was more time after the second pill..." Will curled in on himself, "I thought it was enough."

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its important to write fanfiction no one cares about 👍

[thempregmachine]

Video Prompt: We Attempted 100 World Records! (Part 2)

When even the smell of the gravy makes George feel sick, they have to return the jug to the fridge for other uses. Turns out breaking world records while pregnant is harder than it looks.

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Video Prompt: We Bought 100 Lost Amazon Parcels

Turns out that smelling salts and pregnancy don't exactly go together. Will spends most of fifteen minutes afterwards trying not to whitey and regretting not having a voice of reason on set.

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[lolitaadaydreams]

I know Arthur tv likes being called daddy in a non sexual way I just cannot prove it

[ilikeglapea03]

Crawling back to you thing because I have no ability to write properly

Two years since he'd left and now everything was back to hurt what was left of his heart. Will hadn’t died?

He thought about that grave stone that sent him back all those months ago, nearly four years, it clearly showed Will as dying out there. He told James to go back with the expectation that he would die out there.

But this? Living in a print shop in London two years later under James' name as if the marriage had been binding... four hundred years ago. Well he certainly was dead now.

So were his daughters... James had spent days now trying to find out what happened, if Will married or lodged with someone that might give him kids, if he maybe took them in... Anything really. But there was nothing there, just that they were Christened under his fake name and seemed to be his own.

If so they were born only six months after James left... the thought entered his mind before he could shut it down. Then it stayed there... the names he had chosen. His surname. The man he loved.

And 400 years.

He googled the print shop, finding the street now under a sky scraper. All gone... Even the historic maps show it burnt down even before the great fire of london, only three months from the last record... he didn’t want to consider that.

Could he get back? More importantly could see bring them home to him?

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During the ad read for Displate, it turns out that the team has ordered a custom poster of the sonogram for the nursery. Will ends up crying about it, so they have to reshoot almost the whole thing on another day.

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i will see your body bare

a willne x james marriott mpreg whump bingo fill for the square "tit torture (giver)" for hello handkerchiefs bingo hosted by @traveling-at-the-speed-of-light

excerpt

“Piss off then. Thought you promised you'd take care of me.” “I am taking care of you. Doctor says no exertion,” says James. "I won't exert meself. I'll just lie there, you do the work." “How about dinner?” Will scowls more deeply, returned to watching whatever trash television is playing on the screen above the bed. “Not hungry.” “Cock-hungry though.” “Fuck off, Jim.”

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Video Prompt: We Tested Military Rations From Every Country!

James is a little too close to his first trimester to put up with the kind of food that comes in military ration packs, as it turns out.

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Video Prompt: SIDEMEN FIRST TO FIND W2S WINS $20,000

Simon risks their hiding spot and the fact that they've found Harry because he has to pee and his hips keep getting uncomfortable. Turns out playing hide and seek while in the early stages of pregnancy isn't as easy as he had thought it would be.