The Zombie

Life is too important to take seriously.

[ether--net]

[vexheart]

[despazito]

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[allhailqueenbrooks]

Dammit this chain post just got personal

[livingtheordinary]

I ain’t risking no shit

[adorkabealekendrick-deactivated]

not riskin this

you never know

[erinthezombie]

I’m sorry I saw this again I gotta reblog

[fedswatching]

[hvrbi-deactivated20211103]

[bastarmi]

[classicmeevs]

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

[euo]

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

[alegbra-deactivated20150724]

a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your control, do not let yourself or anyone else expect you to deal with it alone

- social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things

- if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, find something mentally occupying to do like reading a book or watching a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better

- nothing will always be easy, if you’re trying then that should be good enough for anyone. if it’s not then you’re talking with the wrong people

- never underestimate the importance of going to bed, if it’s dark outside and you feel bad just go to bed and deal with your problems the next day

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[allhailqueenbrooks]

Dammit this chain post just got personal

[livingtheordinary]

I ain’t risking no shit

[adorkabealekendrick-deactivated]

not riskin this

you never know

[erinthezombie]

I’m sorry I saw this again I gotta reblog

[weltenwellen]

i’ll teach myself to swim and live in my head and make sense of all my thoughts and if I never reach the land or live again lord, I’ll be just fine

[donlyonewhogetsmep]

[outstanding-quotes]

I’m a war of head versus heart

It’s always been this way

My head is weak

My heart always speaks

Before it knows what it will say.

Death Cab for Cutie, Crooked Teeth

[flecked]

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

[izabellaxox]

My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife