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@erinxcasey
"--- Sorry, I'm working."
âDonât look at me like that, itâs only my fifth piece.â
"I'm not looking at you like anything, I was just wondering how much my body would hate me if I took a slice."
âWhoever said dog isnât manâs best friend clearly never had a dog.â
"That or they're allergic. It's hard to be best friends with something that makes you sneeze constantly."
Who the fuck writes Stanislavski with two nâs? Tulling.
I don't even know how to spell it regardless of how many n's are in it.
âYeah. From the looks of it though, you thought Twitter was Google for a portion of your evening. On the bright side, you didnât subtweet anyone or call them out directly.â
"I suppose it's my own fault for thinking an evening with two bottles of wine was the best thing for me."
âOh, that was what you were saying⌠Next time make it clear while youâre sober so I can take you to do something fun. Drinking and moping because of someone else isnât fun.â
"The last time I depended on someone to make me feel better they just disappeared on me. I wasn't really looking for fun, anyway... just a distraction."
âNot one with the greatest experiences either, I suppose?â
"Not lately, no. I suppose it's of my own doing, though..."
âFuck, sounds like you need to get laid.â
"More like it sounds like I need to be locked away from technology... and alcohol."
âYou were on your phone a lot. I tried to avoid it but you hit me andâŚyeah. I wasnât going to get in between that.â
"I hit --- this is just fantastic. I'm sorry, I've had a rough week. I thought he was going to call me, but he didn't... My phone won't be anywhere near me next time."
âERIN!â Chuck replied in an excited tone, immediately dropping his bags to greet her with a warm embrace. âYou havenât been getting into too much trouble with me, I hope?â
Erin hugged him tightly, completely ecstatic about his return, before stepping back a little. "That depends on your definition of trouble. --- Anyway, how are you? What've you been up to? I want to hear about your adventures."
âSadly, I wish I had an answer for you. I donât know what you did last night since I was at home taking care of my sick daughter.â
"It doesn't matter, I'll no doubt die from embarrassment soon anyway. --- Is it just a cold she's got or something else?"
âIn my experience, alcohol and anything rarely end up mixing into something nice, I would sayâŚâ
"A day in the life of Erin Casey, that's for sure."
âThat, and you vomited on this really hot guyâs shoes, but it could have been a hell of a lot worse.âÂ
"Good thing I've basically sworn off men, then."
âWhat were you searching?â
"Apparently I was searching for the nearest life-size blow up doll manufacturers. --- Wait, nope. I found them and... shit. I ordered one."
âHave you looked at your phone? I wouldnât do it, always a bad idea.â
"What'd I do, Di?"
âDunno. You werenât important enough to pay attention too.â
"Not being important is kind of my aesthetic right now."