Collective Madness

@eriswwag

I cry over french dudes who sing

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joey-wheeler-official

no offense but relearning how to enjoy things unironically is one of the best things i have ever done with my life

sockmonstergotstyle

So since everyone knows the UK will never win Eurovision I think we should stop trying and just dress Ed Sheeran as a gorilla and zip wire him through the stadium with a flaming guitar while he screams inaudibly

Madonna:

Europe:

german commentator, trying to do damage control: our girls sang better than madonna

barbara schöneberger, an icon: everyone sang better than madonna

theoppositeofadults

see you next year european demons

badasscommanderleksa

BUT THAT PIANO DIDN’T EVEN BURN

All of Europe

the netherlands after actually winning and having to decide where to present it

UK: *last place*

Europe: As is tradition.

Germany: *zero points*

Europe: As is tradition.

eleanoroliphant

the “deserved better” squad:

one-time-i-dreamt

Italy was robbed

allthingsgerman

Can they at least set fire to the piano now?

europe descending back into their coffins for another year

LAST PLACE

dingdongyouarewrong

a summary of 2019 eurovision:

mirrors and bdsm

graham norton forced at gunpoint to pretend he likes the uk’s song

a lot of blonde women

greece coming out full force for gay rights with BALLET SWORD WOMEN

everyone is uncomfortable at slovenia’s performance

san marino kidnapped pitbull and turned him into someone’s uncle

lots of songs about love and tolerance. if only we could love and tolerate fewer ballads

cyprus madonna is more interesting than actual madonna

ballad bathroom breaks

the juries having terrible taste

everyone has to grudgingly admit australia’s song is actually really good

awkward hosts

iceland doing that

a refreshing lack of white dresses

more camp in a single performance than the entirety of the met gala

italy serving a big mahmood with ‘it hurts to be alive’

the gayest interval in eurovision history with conchita, verka… and madonna i guess

so somebody on russian social network posted this and i can’t stop cackling

now THIS is entertaiment

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