Look, I just really love turians, okay?

Male/He+Him Reblogger of tons of lovely fanart! ❤️❤️❤️

[catasters]

[r-b3033]

medbay sketch...some story stuff

[lintufriikki]

more of my dragonborn bard!! bless bg3 for giving me a new gentle giant to draw 💖

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[lesbx]

[who-is-riley]

Jaal at first contact: I am Efvra's killswitch. If anyone on this ship steps out of line you won't be waking up tomorrow.

Jaal, one day later:

[oblivionloading]

Quest Updated Fuck! 6th of Sun's Dusk, 3E433 Fuck! (A) Continue

[nefastturris]

Mass Effect 3 - a (not so) short summary

[shoelesscosmonaut]

Alliance: Sheppard we’ve lost communication with the moon what could be the reason?

Shepard: reapers

Alliance: ahah yeah sure

Reapers: BWAAAAAAAAHH HELLO TINY FUCKERS

Alliance boss: holy shit a reaper why no one warned us about this

Shepard: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

—

Anderson: take the Normandy and save the galaxy once again child

Shepard: I killed 300.000 batarians I should be in prison tho

Anderson: yeah don’t worry about that we cool

—

Hackett: ShepRAD you have to go to mars to find some fricking answer hurry

Shepard: okay let me get this straight

Shepard: it’s been 3 years since I first talked about reapers, I died and resurrected, I saved everyone from Saren first and from the collectors second, I’ve been under arrest for several months and no one even tried to get some motherfuckin information

Shepard: now reapers are attacking us and you bitches sent me to find a solution to this highly anticipated disaster?!

Hackett: basically

Shepard: all right let’s do this

—

Liara: yooo Shrapnel look what I found

Shepard: what is this project

Liara: idk

Shepard: what does it do

Liara: idk

Shepard: it will help against reapers

Liara: idk but it’s Prothean

Shepard: so we’re supposed to spend a bazilion of money and employ trillions of workers to build a huge penis-shaped artifact and we’re not even sure if it’s gonna work?

Liara: ya

Shepard: well sounds like a good plan to me

—

Shepard: OMG this sexy weird-haired mech is killing that Virmire survivor what do

James: I got you bruh *crashes on the mech with a ship*

Shepard: James what the legit fuck

James: I did it because I seek attention

Shepard: aw baby what’s wrong

James: I’m unromanceable

—

Garrus: that my planet and reapers are destroying it

Shepard: shit son you all right

Garrus: yeah can I calibrate something on the Normandy later

Shepard: you can calibrate my ass

Garrus: Sherpes no

Shepard: Sherpes yes

—

EDI: hello I entered in that mech I got a body now

Joker: I’ll fuck that robot or I’ll die trying

Joker: literally

—

Reaper: ahah I’m having so much fun killing krogans that’s the life man

Kalros: son of a bitch

Reaper: HOLY SHIT *dies*

Krogans: yeee

Kalros: only I can kill krogans

Krogans: fuck

—

Mordin: I perfectionated genophage it took all my life

Mordin: which means like 2 months

Mordin: now I changed my mind and I create an antidote but spreading it on Tuchanka requires my death

Shepard: OMG no

Mordin: prepare to cry bitches

—

Tali: holla

Shepard: hey lil’ mama how you doin’

Tali: it’s Admiral Tali'Zorah fo you bitch

Shepard: dang chill out bae

Han'Gerrel: good Shepard and Tali entered the geth Dreadnaught now

Han'Gerrel: everyone attack the Dreadnaught quick we must sink that ship before it’s too late

Shepard: DUDE WTF WE STILL ON BOARD

Han'Gerrel: so fucking what

Shepard: dude

—

Legion: do you remember the question that caused the creators to attack us, Tali'Zorah?

Legion: “does this unit have a fine hot ass?”

Tali: it does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Legion: thank you tali I know *dies*

—

Javik: *wakes up after a 50000 years nap* where’s my breakfast

Liara: OMG wise prothean enlight me with your deep knowledge of the universe

Javik: hurry up with my damn croissant

—

Liara: you ugly four-eyed bugface your race tricked the asari for your purposes

Javik: damn girl you’re cute when you want to kill me

Liara: I’ll be fucking beautiful in a minute then

—

Miranda: Shepard my father took my sister as a hostage help me please

Shepard: let Oriana go you son of a yahg

Miranda’s dad: shit ok but don’t kill me tho

Miranda’s dad: here Oriana is free can I go now

Shepard: no

Miranda: *kills her father* I love you Shep

—

Illusive Man: here I am did you missed me Shepair?

Shepard: kill yourself Impositive Man

Illusive Man: damn I’m so mad *shoot Anderson* *shoot himself*

Shepard: woah

—

Catalyst: so uhm we fucked up a little yes now you have to choose between 3 possible ending listen here: destruction, synthesys or control

Shepard: which is the one where I survive

Catalyst: ahah no sorry you’ll die anyway

Shepard: shit you know what? Fuck you *shoot the Catalyst*

Catalyst: OMG this hoe killed me WTF

Hackett: Shepard you did it motherfucker

Hackett: reapers stopped attacking us, mass relays are still working and Thane and Mordin resurrected

Shepard: fricking nice

Anderson: I’m alive too bitch!

Anderson: OMG reapers are giving everyone a puppy and a piece of cake, salarian are chillin with krogans and Joker broke himself every bone while fucking EDI

Joker: totally worth it

EDI: speak for yourself

Shepard: ah yas this is how it should be very nice thank you all

[mass-effect-heritage-posts]

Mass Effect heritage post

[scribbleboxfox]

I came up with a Destiny 2 AU where Ghosts can make human-shaped holograms around their shells using the Light. It's lowkey inspired by @jam-etc's drawings of human versions of a few NPC Ghosts.

Here's the full spread with all of the designs. Below the cut are close-ups of all of the images with alt-text for folks who need it!

I had a lot of fun designing Asher's Ghost, who I assume uses the Gensym Scribe shell (above.) I also had loads of fun coming up with an outfit for my Titan's Ghost, Matchstick (below.)

Spectra-6, the Warlock, and her Ghost, Hyperion, belong to my buddy @kyn-val (above.)

[kabber]

[erkthewanderer]

Me looking at this: “Damn that’s a bigass bug.” 👀

[queenoftheantz]

hi yes hello a friend gave my baldurs gate 3 for my birthday and is now painstakingly teaching me how to use the controls

Meet my little cosmic horror protagonist Luvtröja!! They are just a little guy!! They like sitting in chairs :]

[depsidase]

[megpie71]

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.

[r-b3033]

Flavi, looking for best fishing spots and things to explode. Campaign character.

[r-b3033]

Mr Hammor and Durva - crew members from our campaign.

[catbaiyun]

I've joined a Mass Effect Ask as Septimus Oraka, a retired turian general. Broken heart, strong drinks, old soldiers' tales, and a few words of hard-earned wisdom come with the package.

[bowlby4]