be a man, you're nothing but a short-haired girl

side to rocknrollerskates | 18+ | run by tazz | joke lalonde. he/she/they. poet. 29. you must have ink in your veins, as well as the sea in your blood.

[err410gone]

==> John: Ascend.

[housegoblin]

new look

[dateamonster]

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[tekras-iszovh]

"= i am more attached to being myself. than being immortal. i think. unsure. ="

[err410gone]

i'm more attached to being immortal.

[tekras-iszovh]

i dunno. i flip between. how much could you change? i have a particular attachment to my horns and my size.

[err410gone]

um.. i think completely. i would change anything to live.

[tekras-iszovh]

"= what would you least and most want to become. then. i can say if i would or wouldn't do that too :) ="

[err410gone]

most: anthro dog. a white one. i want ears and a tail and paws (with thumbs) and fur. woof...

least: um. nothing. i want to be something still. a fish would be pretty bad, too. people don't treat fish well...

[tekras-iszovh]

"= i am more attached to being myself. than being immortal. i think. unsure. ="

[err410gone]

i'm more attached to being immortal.

[tekras-iszovh]

i dunno. i flip between. how much could you change? i have a particular attachment to my horns and my size.

[err410gone]

um.. i think completely. i would change anything to live.

[cementlotus]

[tekras-iszovh]

"= i am more attached to being myself. than being immortal. i think. unsure. ="

[err410gone]

i'm more attached to being immortal.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[err410gone]

cute seal video covered in mlg crosshairs.

[jakemorph]

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

[terrence-tich]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by (SUDDENLY WINCES IN PAIN) i.. cant seem to remember. ah well, shes here now, isnt she?

(THE BAD BITCH BRIEFLY FLASHES A FANGED GRIN, HER PUPILS SPLIT BEFORE RETURNING TO NORMAL)

[darkcomedies]

as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy

[darkcomedies]

check this out

[darkcomedies]

hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.

[err410gone]

well i DID send that before you made the juno post...

well you should have thought about that before you sent the ask.

[err410gone]

your past seven posts have been about Jury.

not true.

[museum-archives]

Luck

Kiff Slemmons (American, born in 1944)

1994

Object Place: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Silver, ebony, dice, mirror, typewriter keys

[c3rvida3]

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

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