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infectiouspiss

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

thegenderdruid

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

kittydealer

u/Fine-Dog-9874

dame-jigglebones

the “singularity” is the event horizon and the “event horizon” is the accretion disk. incredible picture of a black hole though, how’d you take it?

catchymemes

Good morning

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

only-cat-memes

somni

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

galaxywarp

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

vsingers

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

a-book-of-creatures

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

terramythos

holy shit this person in the notes

discodyke-dogthing

zmpl

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

depsidase

hungwy

CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

hometoursandotherstuff

gorgynei

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

gorgynei

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!