Corn Princess

I'm Elodie!

[dietranch]

oh hello!

[pissvortex]

Just found out i can view all of my message requests flagged as spam on twitter and spent like 5 minutes straight just cackling

[nociceptrix]

Did anybody else think she was the most beautiful & intelligent & sexually eager woman in springfeld

[thatbluegamet]

[sloppystyle]

[bb-mma]

❤️Coral snake and Black Widow Girl❤️

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy

[donutdrawsthings]

I was honestly a bit nervous to draw and post this one, because it's such a deep rooted and genuine issue I struggle with. It's a thing I wish could be fixed in some way, but I feel pretty comforted it resonated with so many others too

[kaikartel]

you are worthy of relationships that are reciprocal, considerate and intentional. and that isn’t limited to romantic love

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the smoke shop near my house changed its name to "THE SMOKING GHOUL"

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

[milf--adjacent]