this is none of your business

im angry and I want to scream

[theconcealedweapon]

[onebadgal-deactivated20240104-d]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“THIS ENTIRE TEAM NEEDS THERAPY.”

— me, after a session where we introduced two new players

[deathbytheplague-deactivated202]

What on EARTH kind of trauma do i have to think it would be sexy if someone held a dagger to my throat?

[0freak0]

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[feelmoss]

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

[c-c2224]

My friends: you already told us this story

My ADHD ass who keeps forgetting if I told a story before:

[adhdsoup]

hello all and welcome to

✨the neurodiverse store✨

we are excited to announce our newest product:

ADHD!!!

adhd is our hottest new neurodevelopmental disorder! it comes with many features such as:

no focus

too much focus

sensory issues

hyperfixations

rejection sensitivity!

impulsivity

low self-esteem

time blindness

mood swings

boredom so extreme it’s painful!

all together these create very exciting new features, such as:

1,000 unread emails!

wait what did you say

how the hell did i lose that it was just in my hand

never shutting up!

i’ve already listen to this song 20 times in a row and there is no end in sight

mush brain

sorry to interrupt but!!

rewind the show 80 times to hear what they said in that one sentence because you still don’t know

can’t be anywhere at the right time!

i have to bounce my leg at all costs

and many more!

however, our favorite feature of adhd is:

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!

call us at 400-GET-ADHD today to get 10% off! only available at the neurodiverse store!

[memefuckery]

[humor-is-coping]

[adhd-vibes]

3 kinds of ADHD distractions:

sudden idea! i'll just take a quiiick little detour and be riiight back...(spoiler: you never return)

i know i am distracted. i wish i wasn't doing what i'm doing either, but i can't stop. i'm trapped and i can see the clock ticking down, but i just. can't. move.

where the fuck am i??? how did i get here?? what time is it????

[imposer]

by Lauren Withrow

[error-404-noblogfound]

[springfieldstills]

We’ve searched every inch of this base, and all we’ve found is porno, porno, porno!

[honeybeeshepherd]

Tumblr staff, 2018, colorized

[orangeis]

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon