Welcome.
So here we go 2019. Trying something new, something strange. So welcome.
I’m as basic as they come, with an opposite hometown geography. Middle-class upbringing in the bustling metropolis of Canada’s 3rd largest city. Moved away to a small mountain town because it seemed like the best choice for me at the time. Scared of commitment and yearning for connection.
I work really freaking hard and am great at my job. I get sad, really sad. I get overly excited by cute socks and puppies. I’m am ex-plant-murderer turned green thumb wannabe. I like to wake up in the morning and GO, DO, SEE. Yet, there are some times when I don’t leave my apartment for over 48hrs. I swear like a sailor and love the randomness of little kids. I mean, who else is going to ask what my third favourite dinosaur is? I am a dichotomy of opposites wrapped up in a bubbly cellophane package. I don’t have the answers to everything, but I hate being wrong.
I’m fucking complex, like every other human in the world. So you, dear reader, are in for a slightly dull, yet real account of me. I can promise you will laugh- because I think I’m hilarious. I will relate as much wisdom and knowledge as I can so you can accomplish your hopes and dreams in your own complex life. You don’t know me - hell, I don’t even know me, but here’s to trying.










