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Guy Fieri looks like he thinks Smash Mouth is punk rock and heavy metal

Me: So, yea...I've been wanting to kill myself a lot lately...

My therapist, a sadist, unbuttoning her blouse: Oh yea, baby, keep talking dirty to me

Friend: Yo can you get my bag

Me: Yea sure

Me: *finds it* Is this the one

Friend: Does it have *inherently generic trait of bag*

Me: Yea

Friend: That's the one

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

what if turtles actually had really long legs under their shells but kept it hidden for better public perception