I know I'm an aquired taste.

colorado, cello, camping, rock climbing, ice climbing, backpacking, celiac, ehlers danlos

[lgbt-bi]

[classical-crap]

Get your endpin up! You look ridiculous and remind me of those guys that sag their pants below their underwear.

my conductor to a cellist (via classical-crap)

[lesbianeurydices]

Things overheard in my ap classes:

“Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”

“I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night" 

“If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”

[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test]  “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”

“What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”

“What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”

 “It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.” 

“I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”

[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”

“But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”

“so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”

“maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”

[fazbear]

@jlaying

[escapeartist95]

at the concert

oboe: *plays the a*

orchestra: *makes The Noise™*

me, a mere concertgoer, 37 rows back: *sings along*

[pieceofchocolate]

honestly all i need is seven books with james potter’s commentary from heaven 

[hpandcarbs]

“Lily look at your stupid sister this is why we made Sirius his godfather GIVE MY SON TO SIRIUS”

“Vernon is an idiot I wonder how many letters they’re going to end up sending”

“LILY LOOK. A PIG’S TAIL. HAGRID GAVE DUDLEY A TAIL YESSSSSS I ALWAYS LIKED HAGRID.”

“Fabian, Gideon, this Ron kid’s your nephew right? He seems chill.”

“Why is this Malfoy kid challenging Harry to a duel? Isn’t his dad a Death Eater? GET HIM HARRY.”

“MY SON IS THE YOUNGEST SEEKER IN A FUCKING CENTURY SOMEONE HIGH FIVE ME RIGHT NOW”

“Lolol my eleven-year-old kid just owned a troll we have the world’s coolest son”

“Does Hermione know everything? I think she knows everything.”

“Okay okay I know Snivellus isn’t actually helping Voldemort but AT LEAST HARRY IS A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER”

“Hermione just set Snivellus on fire I am DYING”

“Yaaaaaas sorcerer’s stone fuck you voldy”

“Yaaaaaaas House Cup fuck you Slytherin”

[geologywatches]

$16.55

[strange-grace]

Stop Using “Gluten-Free” as an Example of Entitled Hipster Privilege Because it Makes People Think it’s Funny and/or “Revolutionary” to Poison Me 2k15. 

[fionagoddess]

[jellymonstergirl-deactivated201]

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

[thankuforthecoffee]

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

[coral]

[alexanderhamiltonisthebottom]

[foodisallweneed]

[fantaisie-pastorale]

Imagine how amazed your 5th grade self would be if they heard you playing now

[darkbuckie-deactivated20170324]

no offence but i’d like to know what happened

[suqarbagels]

If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldn’t be a difficult concept for men

[ask-me-what-my-sideblog-is]

Never has a single tweet so accurately depicted the state of our society..