This damn competition will be the death of me

(and my phone's storage)

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Where do y’all stand on Still Breathing because I. Cannot. Make up my mind.

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The worst thing about fall/winter is that the ESC fandom is dead.

Like c’mon! Give us spring, new songs, new memes and active blogs!

(Btw, if you’re an active ESC blog, reblog this and I’ll follow you :)

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“12 points to Montenegro (Knez)! Newly botoxed in the honour of the evening.”

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“As you’ve noticed, Ukraine is not competing this year, but here’s Russia singing a song about peace!”

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“Through the years, over 20 languages have been sung in Eurovision. Some more unusual ones have been tested, like sign language, made up languages, and Finnish.”

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“...that kiss was about as relaxed as an engagement video from the royal household.”

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“Six wills, one song; Armenia!”

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“....in our information it also says that Alex can play the recorder and ukulele, so as you can tell, we’re talking about a musical genius here.”

About.... whatever the UK was in 2015

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“France! “N'oubliez Pas”, “Don’t Forget”. Maybe it’s about the last time France won 38 years ago.”

(Lisa Angell is a queen tho)

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I’M BRINGING BACK THE #EDWARD AF SILLÉN ROASTS FOR THE 2015 FINAL REWATCH

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I’m rewatching the 2015 final (because 2015 is one of my favourite years) and 5 minutes I’ve already teared up twice

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May I just say.... Fly On The Wings Of Love would have fit in so well on the Lion King soundtrack.

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Guys

In 55 days we will have a cOMPLETELY NEW DECADE OF EUROVISION IN FRONT OF US.

What will happen? What countries will win? What records will be beaten? Will they change the voting system again? Will Sweden finally send a gal? Will Sweden finally suck? Will we see the return of Valentina Monetta? What more memes will we get out of this decade? What iconic songs and moments will we experience? Will Edward Af Sillén keep roasting people? Am I ever gonna stop crying about Jon Ola Sand leaving? (spoiler alert: no.) Will we get hosts that are as good as Måns and Petra? Will Bulgaria ever return from the war? What countries will join us? What countries will leave? What ESC icons will return to the stage? Can Alexander Rybak have a cameo, like, every single year? What worldwide artists will perform at ESC and suck? How hard is Duncan Laurence going to slay in 2020? Will Andorra ever return from the war? Will we have puppets performing on stage again? Is the UK gonna keep sending actually valid music? Will the UK get booed next year due to BREXIT? How many jokes about BREXIT will we hear? Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. What songs will make us all cry? What songs will make us all learn some simple dance move, that we’ll all do during the performance, à la Soldi? What countries will surprise us by making it through to the final, à la San Marino? Will we get an ABBA reunion? What gay icons will rise? Will the interval acts ever be performed without lip sync? Will Luxembourg ever return from the war? What voting scandals will we experience? What weird style mixes will we get, à la Yodel It? Will someone sing about BREXIT? Who will completely embarrass themselves on stage? Who will completely embarrass themselves off stage? Will we ever get lyrics that is better than “mom I’m feeling home already, but steady plenty motherfuckers wanna eat my spaghetti”? Is this gonna be the best ESC decade ever? Is this gonna be the worst ESC decade ever? Is this just gonna be an average, perfectly fine ESC decade?

So many questions, and they will all start to be answered in 55 fucking days. Get ready y’all, 10 years starts soon.

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This is... kinda valid

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Guys

In 55 days we will have a cOMPLETELY NEW DECADE OF EUROVISION IN FRONT OF US.

What will happen? What countries will win? What records will be beaten? Will they change the voting system again? Will Sweden finally send a gal? Will Sweden finally suck? Will we see the return of Valentina Monetta? What more memes will we get out of this decade? What iconic songs and moments will we experience? Will Edward Af Sillén keep roasting people? Am I ever gonna stop crying about Jon Ola Sand leaving? (spoiler alert: no.) Will we get hosts that are as good as Måns and Petra? Will Bulgaria ever return from the war? What countries will join us? What countries will leave? What ESC icons will return to the stage? Can Alexander Rybak have a cameo, like, every single year? What worldwide artists will perform at ESC and suck? How hard is Duncan Laurence going to slay in 2020? Will Andorra ever return from the war? Will we have puppets performing on stage again? Is the UK gonna keep sending actually valid music? Will the UK get booed next year due to BREXIT? How many jokes about BREXIT will we hear? Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. What songs will make us all cry? What songs will make us all learn some simple dance move, that we’ll all do during the performance, à la Soldi? What countries will surprise us by making it through to the final, à la San Marino? Will we get an ABBA reunion? What gay icons will rise? Will the interval acts ever be performed without lip sync? Will Luxembourg ever return from the war? What voting scandals will we experience? What weird style mixes will we get, à la Yodel It? Will someone sing about BREXIT? Who will completely embarrass themselves on stage? Who will completely embarrass themselves off stage? Will we ever get lyrics that is better than “mom I’m feeling home already, but steady plenty motherfuckers wanna eat my spaghetti”? Is this gonna be the best ESC decade ever? Is this gonna be the worst ESC decade ever? Is this just gonna be an average, perfectly fine ESC decade?

So many questions, and they will all start to be answered in 55 fucking days. Get ready y’all, 10 years starts soon.

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Guys

In 55 days we will have a cOMPLETELY NEW DECADE OF EUROVISION IN FRONT OF US.

What will happen? What countries will win? What records will be beaten? Will they change the voting system again? Will Sweden finally send a gal? Will Sweden finally suck? Will we see the return of Valentina Monetta? What more memes will we get out of this decade? What iconic songs and moments will we experience? Will Edward Af Sillén keep roasting people? Am I ever gonna stop crying about Jon Ola Sand leaving? (spoiler alert: no.) Will we get hosts that are as good as Måns and Petra? Will Bulgaria ever return from the war? What countries will join us? What countries will leave? What ESC icons will return to the stage? Can Alexander Rybak have a cameo, like, every single year? What worldwide artists will perform at ESC and suck? How hard is Duncan Laurence going to slay in 2020? Will Andorra ever return from the war? Will we have puppets performing on stage again? Is the UK gonna keep sending actually valid music? Will the UK get booed next year due to BREXIT? How many jokes about BREXIT will we hear? Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. What songs will make us all cry? What songs will make us all learn some simple dance move, that we’ll all do during the performance, à la Soldi? What countries will surprise us by making it through to the final, à la San Marino? Will we get an ABBA reunion? What gay icons will rise? Will the interval acts ever be performed without lip sync? Will Luxembourg ever return from the war? What voting scandals will we experience? What weird style mixes will we get, à la Yodel It? Will someone sing about BREXIT? Who will completely embarrass themselves on stage? Who will completely embarrass themselves off stage? Will we ever get lyrics that is better than “mom I’m feeling home already, but steady plenty motherfuckers wanna eat my spaghetti”? Is this gonna be the best ESC decade ever? Is this gonna be the worst ESC decade ever? Is this just gonna be an average, perfectly fine ESC decade?

So many questions, and they will all start to be answered in 55 fucking days. Get ready y’all, 10 years starts soon.

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This..... is a disgrace.

4.6 million vs. 15.7 million?

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Hot take: Rise Like A Phoenix is one of the best winners of all time.