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[everythingranma]

Ranma 1/2 membership card

[girlballs-archive]

bands for trolls and goblins to listen to:

moldplay

credence bogwater revival

slime symmetry

daft gunk

you understand.

[wormspeddler]

stink-182

[andywarnercomics]

In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.

This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.

[true-me-snafu]

Emmitt and the Columbarium.

[theatlanticaprincess]

Get you a boo that looks at you this way. Happy Valentines Day!!

[voiceofnature]

A mossy fairytale from the Norwegian woods.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

Forest gods

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[cerbeerus]

[halloweenskellington]

[cass-without-the-andra]

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[anjumjfax]

Today’s Peanuts Comic | Sunday, September 5, 2021 - https://ift.tt/3tkaAp0 - by JamesErnst94 on /r/peanuts https://ift.tt/38EwdXq

[bogleech]

horror stories I think mermaids would make up to scare other mermaids:

There’s a pelican so huge you can’t possibly dive down far enough to evade its beak

If you get bitten by a deep-sea shark when it comes up to the surface to die, you’ll transform into one and have to live in the abyss

Hagfish can fill up a dead mermaid, make it look alive and use it to trick you

A mysterious mermaid wanders at night waiting to startle you with the horrible crustacean in her mouth. If you flinch, she steals your tongue and leaves the creature in its place.

You might think you’ve made a nice new friend who just doesn’t talk much until she grabs you with her metal hook hands and drags you away on an invisible line to get eaten by land people

If you eat too many jellyfish, one might turn out to be a vengeful jellyfish ghost that will only choke you to death from the inside*

*this one is real because it’s a plastic bag

[lolita-chiquita]

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[kcinpa]

Sense and Sensibility 1995 + The Onion Headlines, Part 1/2

Other Austen + The Onion Headlines

[godzilla-reads]

Circe Invidiosa by John William Waterhouse // Circe by Beatrice Offor // Circe Offering the Cup to Odysseus by John William Waterhouse // Circe and the Companions of Ulysses by Briton Riviere // Circe by Jean Jules // The Circe by Katia Varvaki // Circe by Wright Barker

[that-one-lightning-queen]

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[funnytwittertweets]

[fullmetalfisting]

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

[erinye]

mythological drinks! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

consume at your own risk, some will grant you immortality while others will make you burp ghosts! also here are some info pops to sate yall curiosity too~

1. /Norse/ Yggdrasil root beer

2. /Chinese/ Immortality peach bubble tea

3. /Hindu/ Amrita in a can

4. /Aztec/ Quetzalcoatl milk chocolate

5. /Welsh/ Cauldron of Rebirth

6. /Greek/ Ambrosia juice box

7. /Egyptian/ Sunshine Ra-mune

8. /Sumerian/ Gilgamesh’s Herb of Life tea

9. /Persian/ 7Universe fizzy Jamshid pop

[canolaaoil]

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[otherwindow]

Fantasy setting where Dwarves are the pinnacle of hygiene.

Underground cities with modern sanitation management. 

Ale businesses thriving on purified Dwarven water. 

Salons run entirely by Dwarves (EVERYONE wants those luscious Dwarven beards)

Dwarves inventing penicillin thanks to the mold in their caverns.

[wizardlyghost]

dwarves inventing surgery because of cultural affinity for sharp objects and dangerous professions like mining and smithing

for that matter, dwarves inventing loads of medicines that work on almost no other species because of their poison resistance

[shavingangrypirates]

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