tannertan36
will byers stan first human second
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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ojovivo
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
$LAYYYTER
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Kaledo Art
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JBB: An Artblog!
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@shavingangrypirates
Let's make a burrito (whether it's in a tortilla or a bowl is up to you) * lettuce * cheese * salsa * cilantro * sour cream * meat (of your choosing) * beans * rice * guacamole
Let's make a burrito (whether it's in a tortilla or a bowl is up to you)
lettuce
cheese
salsa
cilantro
sour cream
meat (of your choosing)
beans
rice
guacamole
Are you..
fucking busy
busy fucking
To the fairest
* Aphrodite
* Hera
* Athena
To the fairest
Aphrodite
Hera
Athena
let's make a cake but instead of ratios, the votes decide the order in which to do the steps.
- preheat the oven
- grease and flour a cake pan
-mix flour, sugar, salt and baking powder
-add eggs, milk, butter/oil and vanilla
-beat until smooth
-pour batter into the pan
-bake for 25-35 minutes
-let the cake cool completely
(the option with the most votes goes first, the option with the second most votes second and so on)
let's make a cake but instead of ratios, the votes decide the order in which to do the steps.
preheat the oven
grease and flour a cake pan
mix flour, sugar, salt and baking powder
add eggs, milk, butter/oil and vanilla
beat until smooth
pour batter into the pan
bake for 25-35 minutes
let the cake cool completely
(the option with the most votes goes first, the option with the second most votes second and so on)
clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after
clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling
every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically
btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why
and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:
@this-is-nonbinary-joy
did you feel that? i just telepathically kissed you
people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….
why does every vulture look lesbian as hell
like honestly im dead certain i saw this couple drinkin pabst at a potluck last week its not just me right
@sunspotpony
It’s bc we are. Next question.
(Thank you friend. I feel very loved. 🥰)
ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!
Hold on i should've been more specific.
First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.
here are the specific products and dates:
FDA page on this:
Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc
If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.
cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog
fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.
I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.
the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
Immediately I love him
Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"
I was at a diner with some friends and a very tall woman with very red hair and very high heels came up to our table and introduced herself as a professional intuitive medium. We were polite as she proceeded to fumble her way through some cold reads. Are we artists? Yes you could say that. She showed us her evil eye necklace. Which was a swapmeet-esque resin butterfly adorned with what might have been a nazar. She said she had just moved from Sedona, which made a lot of sense. Of the new-age inclined towns orbiting Los Angeles Sedona is a provincial capital. I think she could tell the cold reading was not going well, so she thanked us for our time and headed back to her table. She sat with a man about her age in a fedora and a pointed goatee whose name I assumed was something like "Dante" or "Cuervo." I wish them well.
I feel I didn't do her justice. She was wearing very high heels but this woman must have been six feet without them. She was very tall, and her cloud of hair only made her taller. From the sheer size of her pupils and the way she fingered the necklace she was in the midst of something psychoactive. She also wore a huge green coat with lots of buckles. Also of note; big golden multi-knuckle ring that said "SAPPHIC."
(via tomcardy)
Pretty much how I talk to my internal critic but with less rhyming
Having a bad anxiety-and-negative-self-talk day and I’m just walking along muttering shut the FUCK up you punk ass bitch and hoping nobody hears me.
