I‘ll be your android girl

And never get out again- WAIT TIL YOUR FRIENDS SEE THIS loud mean annoying autistic dyke. over 18. they/them unless i tell you summin else. the names oli/liv/olivia but you can call me 😎 anytime

[oliviawebsite]

i also wish we could all "just get along" but we have to actually do something about the material structures preventing that rather than waxing poetic about some vague sense of idealistic unity

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[notkatniss]

I know the question has already been posed but genuinely why is he bouncing on it

[khrushchov]

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[40ouncesandamule]

Thankfully, there is a convenient book about what is to be done.

Good news: the solution to the high temperature is the same solution to the prices!

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[dr3am-operator]

happy pride month to HIM

[mod2amaryllis]

we were in line at the kid consignment store and the person in front of us was like "how old is she" and i was like "a year and a half" and she goes "mine is two. she's a demon." like UNprompted i just was like uh ha ha sure they can get naughty... i guess...

i get annoyed with my daughter but there is no world in which I'll ever describe her as a "demon." what the hell guys.

[mod2amaryllis]

it seems like a lot of stranger-parent interactions i have are negative, and i know it's because parenting is hard and people want to commiserate with other adults while they can but there's being tired then there's being mean. i think it's important to speak kindly about your kids...i dunno...

i had one interaction last year while we were in Japan that i hold so close in my heart..... another American said Aurora was so cute it was making her miss her two year old. i asked, golly, a toddler... is it harder??

and she said: sometimes. but then other times... he'll tell me how he's feeling, and it's the best thing in the world

AND I'M LIKE....... ough... let's always speak that kindly about our children when they're not around... it still makes me happy to think about her... he tells her how he's feeling 🥺

[mod2amaryllis]

the other day we were at an indoor playground and it was busy. Aurora got stuck in a part i couldn't quickly follow her to, and a bunch of kids were blocking, so she started to cry. i got her out still bawling and as i carried her down another mom told her "you did it! you are so brave!!!" and Aurora stopped crying like huh maybe ur right strange mama. like just instantly she was ready with that! there are some freaking pros out there! I'll think about her too

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[worstgirlintheworld]

he had suchhh a way with words

[sowedpearls]

[stoptheantisemitism]

Did you see the BDS movement have updated their boycott list? XBox, Reebok, Teva and Disney have moved to priority targets, and they’re supporting the organic boycott of Zara. Dominos is back on the list too (did it ever really leave though)

Yes I did!

Here is the updated list for anyone who wants to stay in the loop

[boypussydilf]

there’s been a couple updates in the past month!

[gayvampyr]

[ID: image of various brands and their logos. A red banner at the top reads, "Boycott these companies now for their complicity in Israel's occupation, apartheid and genocide against Palestinians.

Priority boycott targets of the BDS movement: Chevron, Caltex, Texaco, intel, Dell, HP, XBox, Carrefour, AXA, Reebok, sodastream, Disney (+), Re/Max, Teva

Pressure targets of the BDS movement: Microsoft, Google, amazon, airbnb, expedia, Siemens, booking.com, cisco

organic boycotts supported by the BDS movement: mcdonald's, Coca Cola, Domino's, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Wix, Zara

end ID]

[panteneprovcommercial]

[viralfrog]

[fuckblast]

in what critics are calling a "Rumpelstiltskin type deal" for Country Music Hall of Fame induction

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[radatav]