I‘ll be your android girl

And never get out again- WAIT TIL YOUR FRIENDS SEE THIS loud mean annoying autistic dyke. over 18. they/them unless i tell you summin else. the names oli/liv/olivia but you can call me 😎 anytime

[oliviawebsite]

i also wish we could all "just get along" but we have to actually do something about the material structures preventing that rather than waxing poetic about some vague sense of idealistic unity

[0dubiousexistence0]

[melgillman]

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[watsdaughter]

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

[folklorespring]

Amazing

[cyberteenager]

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) 

I love this movie with my heart 

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[stealingpotatoes]

So, if you put a bunch of ice behind your fan, like in a box, it’ll help cool you down a lot. It’ll melt, obviously, but DIY swamp coolers are how I survive where I live.

a swamp cooler?? so you're saying i can pretend to be a little swamp alligator? maybe the heatwave isn't so bad

[thesoldiersminute]

Nope dir. Jordan Peele | 2022

[panteneprovcommercial]

[depsidase]

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[lieutenant-sappho]

transition timeline

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

[dogbotomy]

[angelsaxis]

the thing about evangelizers is that it is fundamentally rude to walk up to strangers and try to convince them to change religions, but even non/loose christians who don't evangelize don't understand this

[angelsaxis]

you are minding your business and a stranger approaches you with a spiel dressed up to look like love, but their main points are:

whatever your life is now, its not actually good. i am not relying on any facts about your life in the slightest to make this conclusion

because of that, you're not actually happy at all -- again, with zero evidence

the only pathway to true happiness is MY religion. your life experiences up to this point are irrelevant.

there is zero likelihood that you left christianity because of trauma

your lifestyle, whatever it is, is fundamentally wrong

your religion or theology, whatever it is, is fundamentally wrong

your belief system, whatever it is, is fundamentally wrong

your culture, cultural ties and expressions, and deeply-held cultural beliefs, are all fundamentally wrong to the point that, if you do not change, you will suffer possibly in this lifetime AND the next and deserve every ounce of pain if you don't change to my religion

again I cannot stress enough that there are two reasons why people suffer: they're either being Prepared for Greatness (that we'll never know about and that, because we'll never know, can get our hopes up but also can't rely on or expect because thats wrong) or You Fully Deserve It, regardless of what the suffering is.

my religion and my god "save" people but also does not even guarantee basic safety to people who need it and you're ludicrous for expecting that

you're also missing the point and explicitly in the wrong if you expect material help of any kind at all for either yourself or others who are suffering

[ironmyrmidon]

They also seem to operate under the unreasonable belief that most people are one good sales pitch away from changing their entire understanding of the world.

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

[wintercorrybriea2]

photos of Kurt Cobain sipping lean

[juliedillon]

A watercolor painting of a swimmer encoutering some sapphic mermaids, edited slightly for tumblr. (The titty-out version is over on my bluesky at juliedillon.bsky.social )