I‘ll be your android girl

And never get out again- WAIT TIL YOUR FRIENDS SEE THIS loud mean annoying autistic dyke. over 18. they/them unless i tell you summin else. the names oli/liv/olivia but you can call me 😎 anytime

[oliviawebsite]

i also wish we could all "just get along" but we have to actually do something about the material structures preventing that rather than waxing poetic about some vague sense of idealistic unity

[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[boltlightning]

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

[pmamtraveller]

Party Pooper by Matty Newton

[musicgifs-archive]

PRINCE AND THE REVOLUTION | I Would Die 4 U

[holespoles]

Lucy Willis, 1954, Cats, 1988, etching on paper.

[diana-andraste]

Ophthalmic surgery. Treatment for lachrimal fistula performed on a nun ca. 1675 From: Arzneibuch. Compendium of popular medicine and surgery, receipts, etc., in German. Compiled for the use of a House of the Franciscan Order, probably in Austria, or South Germany.

Watercolor with cinnabar teardrops

x

[berrytart]

england will be sinking into the ocean tonight

[fairycosmos]

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

[neothebean]

Thought Tumblr would appreciate this artwork I saw at the flea market today

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[juicetrump2]

Chick-fil-A mounts PR campaign to push back against its anti-LGBTQ+ reputation - LGBTQ Nation

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

[tehjleck]

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

[warriorsmurf]

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.

[trippnoiz]

Beautiful sleepy princess

[krudman]

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

[time-traveling-fetus]

[ottisbuns]

[cor-ardens-archive]

wish i was an actress who played haunted women in erotic horror movies