Inneffable bastard

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[wilwheaton]

what a clown

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[dykerory]

The new Harry Potter show is going to come out and there’s going to be a new character named Mahbleempus whose job it is to stand outside the hog warts express and inspect the children’s genitals to make sure they match their appearance and Harry Ron and Hermione are going to be like yaaayyy we love our genitals being inspected by Mahbleempus and the adults will be like thank god Mahbleempus is here to look at our childrens’ genitals so that they’re not violated and there’s going to be like a hundred screenrant articles titled like “the 10 Earth Shattering Lore Implications of Mahbleempus” and the Harry Potter fandom cockroaches on tumblr will be like wow is it just me or can Mahbleempus can kind of get it #marauders #yaoi

[oneheadtoanother]

[destinyrush]

A hero without a cape

[nyshadidntbreakit]

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.

She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.

So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.

She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.

[queenie-in-the-beanie]

[Image Description: a twitter post from user Al Jazeera English @ AJEnglish that reads “This woman has broken up 850 child marriages and banned sexual initiation camps in Malawi”

Below the text is a picture of Theresa Kachindamoto. She is a dark skinned woman with short hair. She is outside and smiling. End ID]

[beemovieerotica]

got worried checking the dates on this post and seeing 2016, knowing how risky this kind of political activism is

good news: Kachindamoto is still in office, and last year (2024) she received honorary doctorates from 2 universities and was given the African Genius Award 🙏

[itsatorchwoodthing]

a classic, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

[the-desolated-quill]

If I had a pound for every time RTD undermined Ncuti Gatwa’s Doctor by bringing back a white fave for cheap nostalgia bait, I’d have two pounds. Which is not much, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[anthonybrxdgerton]

#Redhead companions after getting their memories back

[davidtennan-t]

Fourteen clocking Sixteen on the way to big Tesco

[princeloww]

pride month tomorrow and they killed ncuti gatwa

[wexregolden]

[soundsand-deactivated20250802]

[smstransformers]

[sindri42]

Modern elevators will not fall unless they are extensively sabotaged. 

In 1857,  Elisha Otis, of the Otis Elevator Company introduced the Otis Elevator Brake, now a standard component of all elevators. He advertised it by getting in an elevator, riding it to the top, and then ordering that the cable supporting the elevator be cut.

When the elevator is held up by the tension in the cable above, that same tension holds the braking mechanism in a position where it doesn’t touch anything. But if the tension goes away, a spring is released which causes the prongs of the elevator break to thrust outward, locking into a row of teeth running down the side of the elevator shaft and making the elevator completely immobile until repaired.

You can be trapped in an elevator, but you cannot fall in an elevator.

[wouldcouldshould]

This is actually really comforting thank you

[thegreenpea]

And if you’re also worried about the cable snapping each cable needs to be able to hold up the weight of an elevator at 40% capacity. Your standard elevator has 8 of those cables. You are very very very safe in elevators and like the above commentor said there are teeth along the elevator tracks that shut the second tension is released and the elevator starts falling.

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[marinella-ela]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He fucking CLIMBED HIM

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#yeah you shouldn't mess with wild animals even if they seem to be small and harmless#i just hope that the lizard was okay after this#video#australia

He shouldn't grab it like that but given that the frillneck had literally climbed on top of him I'm not sure he had a whole lot of good options.

[fallenstarworkshop]

What was his goal? Did he think he was going to eat the Giant Biped?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Might have wanted to bite his face perhaps, but it seems counterproductive when the guy was already running away

[hollowedskin]

Frillies love being up high and feel safe there. They also love biting and general agression. The third and most important aspect of their nature is that they're very very very dumb.

These three things combine into a situation where the frillie goes "hey fuck off mate, hey fuck off! Hey I wanna be tall so I'm not scared why is my tree running away. Come back tree! But the guy can Fuck off! gotta climb the tree! WHOA THERES A GUY IN MY TREE??? FUCK OFF!!!"

[viralfrog]

[lynati]

I applaud the effort that went into this seconds-long bit.

(THE LAMP IS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM THE WALL!)