the skeleton zone

every post made by a skeleton, guaranteed! humor blog mixed with political beliefs and fandom content. just your average tumblr, I guess!

[solaroppositesyaoi]

Pride throughout the years…

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

[6qubed]

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

[charlesoberonn]

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

[bunjywunjy]

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

[maidsuokasenpai]

I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

[maidsuokasenpai]

[thememedaddy]

[samijami]

[knightofleo]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing

[times-chu]

[boingmann]

he got what he wanted

Also

[broccwalker]

EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: THE ORIGINAL FUCKING BACKROOMS IMAGE WAS FOUND

Sources:

Post that found it: https://x.com/tjxz_z/status/1795950899929497678?t=eRRGk2PNWu52Itrf_53DVw&s=19

Web Archive link:

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

All these billionaires who invested in the metaverce and Neuralink must be questioning their life choices looking at what what furries are doing in VR chat.

[baby-dragon-maybe]

I've been on this project for nearing 3 years, now! Here's the repository for anybody interested. We support loads of different EEGs, but most initial testing was done on our Muse 2 headbands (you can find em on ebay for around $120. They fit under VR headsets just fine).

[cheddar-baby]

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

From Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe by James A. Brundage

[wizardshark]

This is how tiktok users decide if you deserve to die or not

[ljsbugblog]

my favourite visitor to the pond is this beautiful Australian Hornet (Abispa ephippium). she regularly comes to the pond to drink, and luckily isnt too camera-shy!

despite being called a hornet, A. ephippium is actually a species of potter wasp. as such, she is a solitary creature who spends her time building mud-nests to house her larvae, and hunting caterpillars with which to feed them. as an adult, she is a pollinator who feeds on flower nectar.

she is about 30mm (1.2in) in length, but deft enough to carefully land on top of the water without breaking the surface tension (so far she is the biggest insect I've seen thats able to do this). its an amazing behaviour from both an entomologic and photographic perspective, these photos are some of my favourites <3

Australian Hornet, female (Abispa ephippium).

[feather-bone]

This is the devil’s hole pupfish! A tiny species that lives only in One water-filled limestone cavern in Nevada. It was one of the first animals on the endangered species list. At the last count in 2022 there were 263 pupfish observed - the most in 19 years! They’re tracked pretty carefully, as their 215 square foot habitat (the smallest of any know vertebrate) is fragile and has been disturbed in the past by groundwater extraction and other human interference.

[ID: an illustration of a shiny metallic blue fish, the male devil’s hole pupfish, facing to the right. It is on a lighter blue background with a ripple pattern. End.] l

[catchymemes]

[jeannes-world]

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ! HE MADE ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE FOOD IN THE WORLD INTO CHOCOLATE !!!

[bunjywunjy]

good. now make the sturgeon

[redbuddi]

me: *sips drink* wow this is bad

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible

friend 3: hey what's going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?